enlarge I’ll bet that you didn’t know that one of the real advantages for women getting caught up in today’s scheduled Rapture is that it makes your boobs perky. Very perky. enlarge I have no idea what it will do for guys. But my guess is that Viagra won’t be needed. In the meantime, the rest of us damned-for-all-eternity schlubs are looking forward to the Tribulation, because it means we won’t have to put up with smug Bible-thumping zombies any more. Woo hoo! The thing is, Pastor Camping’s prophecy is really rather grim : Click here to view this media “The whole universe is going to be destroyed by fire,” said California preacher Harold Camping… and the whole world listened. It’s his second apocalyptic prophecy promising the end on May 21st. He got the doomsday date wrong in 1994. This time it seems more people are talking about it largely in part because he’s spreading it online. His website sent out customized warnings in nearly every language. This all reminds me of our old friends at the Church Universal and Triumphant, Elizabeth Clare Prophet’s cult who made for some interesting journalistic work back in the 1980s and ’90s in Montana : Primarily due to its doomsday predictions and attempts to establish a self-sufficient community on its 32,000 acre ranch in Montana, the Church Universal and Triumphant has come into considerable conflict with local residents and federal officials alike. The church was propelled into the national spotlight when Prophet predicted a massive Soviet missile strike on the United States for April 23, 1990. She now states that this date did not mean nuclear holocaust, but rather marked the beginning of a 12 year cycle of negative karma for the organization. Nevertheless, members from around the world streamed to the group’s ranch, paying up to $12,000 each for space in one of the underground bomb shelters built by staff members. The state of Montana has since banned the church from ever using the shelters again. My recollection was that when the date came and went, Prophet declared that the cult’s fervent prayers had convinced the Lord to spare the Earth for now — so they saved the world and then went home. I rather expect we’ll hear something like that on Sunday, too.
Continue reading …enlarge I’ll bet that you didn’t know that one of the real advantages for women getting caught up in today’s scheduled Rapture is that it makes your boobs perky. Very perky. enlarge I have no idea what it will do for guys. But my guess is that Viagra won’t be needed. In the meantime, the rest of us damned-for-all-eternity schlubs are looking forward to the Tribulation, because it means we won’t have to put up with smug Bible-thumping zombies any more. Woo hoo! The thing is, Pastor Camping’s prophecy is really rather grim : Click here to view this media “The whole universe is going to be destroyed by fire,” said California preacher Harold Camping… and the whole world listened. It’s his second apocalyptic prophecy promising the end on May 21st. He got the doomsday date wrong in 1994. This time it seems more people are talking about it largely in part because he’s spreading it online. His website sent out customized warnings in nearly every language. This all reminds me of our old friends at the Church Universal and Triumphant, Elizabeth Clare Prophet’s cult who made for some interesting journalistic work back in the 1980s and ’90s in Montana : Primarily due to its doomsday predictions and attempts to establish a self-sufficient community on its 32,000 acre ranch in Montana, the Church Universal and Triumphant has come into considerable conflict with local residents and federal officials alike. The church was propelled into the national spotlight when Prophet predicted a massive Soviet missile strike on the United States for April 23, 1990. She now states that this date did not mean nuclear holocaust, but rather marked the beginning of a 12 year cycle of negative karma for the organization. Nevertheless, members from around the world streamed to the group’s ranch, paying up to $12,000 each for space in one of the underground bomb shelters built by staff members. The state of Montana has since banned the church from ever using the shelters again. My recollection was that when the date came and went, Prophet declared that the cult’s fervent prayers had convinced the Lord to spare the Earth for now — so they saved the world and then went home. I rather expect we’ll hear something like that on Sunday, too.
Continue reading …Marine experts are still monitoring around 60 whales which had been in danger of a mass stranding on South Uist in Scotland Around 60 pilot whales at risk of beaching themselves in shallow waters off the Western Isles are out of immediate danger, rescuers have said. The whale pod, which caused alarm after swimmming into the Loch Carnan, a small remote sea loch on South Uist on Thursday, has calmed down and moved out of the shallows and into open water, according to members of the British Divers Marine Life Rescue (BDMLR) . Although the animals could swim back into the loch, there was currently no sign of the whales there, the group said. Dave Jarvis, from BDMLR, said: “They seem to be doing fine at the moment. They seem to be a lot calmer and are not as noisy as yesterday. The volunteer rescue team will remain on station until the situation is resolved.” Some of the whales have injuries to their heads, thought to have been sustained when they struck the rocky shoreline of the loch. The BDMLR dispatched nearly all its whale floatation devices from across the UK in case the mammals beached, and rescuers remain on standby with the inflatable pontoons to help float any stranded whales. A pod of around 35 pilot whales was involved in a similar emergency at Loch Carnan, a small and narrow loch near the northeastern corner of the island, last October. After being watched closely by the BDMLR, the SSPCA and the coastguard, they went back to sea. But less then a week later the same pod is believed to have been involved in a mass stranding in County Donegal in Ireland, when 33 pilot whales were found dead on a beach. Pilot whales are among the most common cetaceans, and the adult male can grow to 20ft long. Whales Marine life Scotland Animals guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …As Richard Trumka said during his C&L online chat here yesterday, the AFL-CIO is not going to support Democrats who don’t actively support labor. Happy to hear this! ABC News’ Devin Dwyer reports: AFL-CIO chief Richard Trumka, who heads of one of the nation’s most powerful labor unions, today called current state and federal budget proposals a “despicable canvass of cruelty” and warned of consequences for politicians who even indirectly support them. “It doesn’t matter if candidates and parties are controlling the wrecking ball or simply standing aside,” said Trumka in an address at the National Press Club. “The outcome is the same either way.” “If leaders aren’t blocking the wrecking ball and advancing working families’ interests, working people will not support them. This is where our focus will be — now, in 2012, and beyond,” he said, a message aimed at Democrats and President Obama. Trumka said the union would become more politically “independent” and selective in giving its support. “Our role is not to build the power of a political party or a candidate,” he said. In the next few months, the AFL-CIO says it plans to focus efforts on recall elections in Wisconsin and other states that have tried to limit union rights. Then, the group will work to “hold elected leaders in Congress as well as the states accountable on one measure: are they improving or degrading life for working families?” Trumka said.
Continue reading …Bradlee Dean, an evangelist preacher and death metal drummer who is known for his anti-gay rhetoric, was invited by Minnesota Republicans to deliver an opening prayer in the state House chamber Friday. Praying before the Minnesota legislature in a track suit, Dean suggested that President Barack Obama wasn’t a Christian. “I end with this,” he said . “I know this is a non-denominational prayer in this Chamber and it’s not about the Baptists and it’s not about the Catholics alone or the Lutherans or the Wesleyans. Or the Presbyterians the evangelicals or any other denomination but rather the head of the denomination and his name is Jesus. As every President up until 2008 has acknowledged. And we pray it. In Jesus’ name.” The Minnesota Independent noted that Dean has a history of controversial remarks, “including advocating the incarceration of gays and lesbians, that the LGBT community is trying to usher in Sharia law in Minnesota , that gay men molest an average of 117 children “before they get caught,” and that Muslim nations that execute gays are more moral than American Christians .” Republicans were forced to call in the chaplain to redo the prayer after Dean left. Republican House Speaker Kurt Zellers later apologized in a floor speech. “I denounce him, his actions and his words,” Zeller said. The prayer came as Minnesota lawmakers were considering a constitutional amendment to ban same sex marriage. Dean is known to be close with Minnesota Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann.
Continue reading …Energy secretary denies a complaint made to the Electoral Commision that he made a ‘false declaration’ of expenses The energy secretary, Chris Huhne, came under further pressure on Saturday, after it emerged that he faces a complaint about his general election expenses. Two former Liberal Democrat councillors have submitted a complaint to the Electoral Commission alleging that Huhne, who already faces allegations that he tried to evade punishment for speeding, made a “false declaration” of his campaign expenses last year. The new allegation is based on a recording of a local party meeting in his Eastleigh constituency in Hampshire, where treasurer Anne Winstanley is heard saying that the campaign “cost more than we declared”. Huhne has denied the charge, while his aides said the claims were was based on a misunderstanding of was said at the meeting. “These election expenses have been thoroughly checked and accepted by the Electoral Commission,” Huhne said: “I have no reason to believe there are any irregularities.” But the complaint will add to the pressure on the Liberal Democrat cabinet minister. Essex Police are already looking into allegations that in 2003 he persuaded his then wife, Vicky Pryce, to accept speeding penalty points on his behalf so he could escape a driving ban , a charge he also denies. The complaint about his election expenses was made by former Lib Dem mayor Glynn Davies-Dear, now an independent councillor on Eastleigh borough council, and former Lib Dem councillor Andy Moore. Both men quit the party in January in protest at the coalition’s policies. In their complaint, they say: “We are in possession of evidence of a false declaration of the electoral expenses of Chris Huhne MP in the 2010 general election. “The evidence takes the form of an iPhone aural recording of a presentation by the treasurer to the Liberal Democrat Party’s constituency executive committee in June 2010, substantiated by a paper copy of the election accounts. “The Treasurer clearly and unequivocally states that total expenses formally declared were £50,000 while actual expenses were £60,000.” Under election law, candidates are limited to how much they can spend during an election campaign depending on the number of voters in their constituency. However, the political parties can spend an unlimited amount of the their nationally allotted spending in any given constituency. Local parties were also able to spend on campaigning for council elections held on the same day. Lib Dem aides said the sums referred to in the meeting covered all campaigning in the constituency, and not just Huhne’s individual campaign expenses. In a statement, Winstanley said: “The general election expenses were as declared to the Electoral Commission. Additional expenditure in this period was for the local election campaigns, or not attributable to the campaign.” A spokesman for the Electoral Commission said: “We’ve received an allegation relating to Chris Huhne’s spending on last year’s election, and we will be looking at it, and any evidence provided.” Chris Huhne MPs’ expenses Liberal Democrats Liberal-Conservative coalition David Batty guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …At least six killed as Taliban claims responsiblity for attack targeting foreign medics and Afghan doctors working with them At least six people have been killed and 23 wounded in a suicide bomb attack on a military hospital in Kabul, Afghanistan. A lone bomber struck a tent filled with medical students eating lunch at the capital’s largest hospital, officials said. A Taliban spokesman claimed responsibility for the attack at the Mohammad Daud Khan military hospital, saying it was targeting foreign medics and Afghan doctors who work with them. He claimed two bombers took part but this was contradicted by the defence ministry spokesman General Mohammed Zaher Azimi. Azimi said all the dead and wounded were civilians and university students. “Tents are used because there is not enough space in the hospital,” he said. “This area is used by university students for training and eating meals.” A Nato military official said no casualties were reported among the group of international medical trainers who assisted at the hospital. The blast came as the Taliban has stepped up its attacks as part of a spring offensive against Nato and Afghan authorities. Afghanistan Taliban Global terrorism guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …Young protesters in Madrid and beyond have many different demands, but they are united in opposing the government The arrival of the table, a battered piece of formica bashed on top of four rough, oversized legs raised a cry of joy. Never mind that anyone on a normal chair would barely be able to see over the top – here was another small triumph of the new Spanish revolution, the gathering of angry Spaniards of all colours, ages and persuasions that is sweeping across the country and beyond its borders. The table that arrived in Madrid’s Puerta del Sol square was part of the swirl of creative chaos, naive enthusiasm and pent-up frustration that has transformed it into a makeshift camp for thousand of protesters who call themselves los indignados , the indignant ones. Tents and mattresses, armchairs and sofas, a canteen, portaloos and solar panels have sprung up in a remarkable display of organisational prowess. And the mass of people jostling around, each pursuing their own dream or demand, or just watching others doing the same, seemed more like something transported from the Arab spring in North Africa than from Europe. As the protests continued to swell on Friday, with 60,000 people defying authorities to obey the campaign’s “Take over the square!” slogan in dozens of Spanish cities, and with copycat demonstrations across Europe, the question was whether this was the new May 1968 – a youth-led popular revolt against an establishment deemed to have failed an entire generation. Esther Gutierréz, an elfin 26-year-old, wandered through the crowd with a battered shopping cart full of fruit. “We’ve got so much food we don’t know what to do with it. People just bring it to us for free and it’s wonderful stuff,” she said. “We want real democracy. Not just freedom for bankers. You’re not from the Spanish press, are you? We don’t speak to them.” Cynical and ingenuous by turns, the Madrid protesters and those who last week refused to obey orders to budge from the occupied city squares have torn up the rule book of Spanish public politics. The heavyweights of old – political parties, trade unions and media commentators – are not wanted here. “I was sacked when the Madrid regional government closed down a women’s centre last year when it imposed cuts,” explained Beatriz García as she bashed a small frying pan with a wooden spoon. “The unions didn’t even bother to turn up.” The political parties were worse, she said. “There is no renovation. There is nothing new or different, just two parties who take it in turn to govern because our electoral laws favour them.” Just a week ago Spain was known for the passivity of its citizens as they put up with one of the most depressing eras in recent history. Despite unemployment hitting 21%, widespread spending cuts and a socialist government bound to obey the diktats of Germany’s chancellor, Angela Merkel, and the financial markets, they had refused to show their pain. Marches, sit-ins or riots were for the French – or British students. The real drama, anyway, was in North Africa. Spaniards stayed at home. All that changed this week as demonstrations organised via Facebook and Twitter became static protests in city squares, mushrooming into something that caught politicians, unions and the media by surprise. While journalists were following the dull routine of campaigning for Sunday’s municipal and regional elections, the steam was beginning to escape from a pressure cooker of discontent. Many Spaniards had told pollsters they were tired of the same, well-known political faces – especially those who are due to be re-elected despite being mired in corruption scandals. Politicians have rarely been held in such disregard, with the prime minister, José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, and opposition leader, Mariano Rajoy, of the conservative People’s party, rating lowest. Rajoy seems set to take over after a general election next March. When police forcibly evicted the Madrid demonstrators on Tuesday morning, they came back in even greater numbers later that day. By Friday night authorities had lost the battle to impose rules banning public politics on the day before elections. Police could only look on. “Join us, police officers!” the demonstrators shouted. By the early hours of Friday, it was already elbow-room only in the Puerta del Sol – the square which prides itself on being Spain’s “kilometre zero”, the spot from which all other distances are measured. On the statue of King Carlos III, somebody had pinned a sign that read: “We are anti-idiots, not anti-politicians.” Other placards read: “We aren’t against the system, we want to change it”, “Democracy, a daily fight”, and “Take your money out of the bank!” “We’ve brought tents, food and even Trivial Pursuit to keep us entertained,” said Pablo Cantó, a fresh-faced 23-year-old journalism student. Like many younger protesters, and the movement as a whole, he had trouble expressing exactly why he was here. “We want change,” he said. “Things just can’t carry on as they are.” The heavy clouds of cannabis smoke suggested others had brought their own form of entertainment. “I’ve been protesting for decades,” said 60-year-old school teacher Rosa Marín. “I’m glad to see so many young people here. The questions is this: Is this another May 1968, or are they just here for the party?” A gang of drunken skinheads, mindlessly chanting football terrace slogans, were there for the latter. But a neat, disciplined circle of people intently debating social reform showed many were here in earnest. They took turns to stand up and make their proposals, the audience listening and using the sign language applause of the deaf – by shaking their hands above their heads – to show approval without drowning the speakers out. The proposals, due to make their way through a laborious process of committees, working parties and general assemblies, varied from calls for less spending on the military to helping businesses. “Because it is not just money for the owners. They are the ones who give people like us jobs,” said one young man. For some younger protesters, it was a political baptism. “I don’t know what will come out of this, but it is enough just to show everyone how upset we are,” explained Javier de Coca by phone from the protest camp in Barcelona’s Plaza de Catalunya, where there was a surprising absence of the nationalist or separatist symbols of protest movements in recent years. “It’s as if they’ve realised they have more serious problems to deal with,” said one protester. One of those problems is 45% youth unemployment. On a wall beside the tarpaulin-covered command centre in what some were calling Madrid’s “Republic of Sol” – home to a press office, an infirmary and a legal centre – a list of needs had been pinned up. Toilet paper and food were scratched off the list. Bookshelves, wood, rubber gloves and bottles of cooking gas were on it. Volunteers were needed for a creche. “We process the proposals and try to turn them into something that makes legal sense,” explained a volunteer at the legal centre. However, the open assemblies are painfully slow. Some last for hours, as everybody is given their turn to speak. After almost a week of protests, the demonstrators have failed to come up with a coherent set of demands. Electoral reform to end the two-party system and action to both punish corrupt politicians and limit their luxuries and privileges were the main areas of agreement. So is the Arab spring spreading to southern Europe? “You can’t really compare us to people who were risking their lives by protesting,” said 23-year-old computer engineer Jaime Viyuela. “But yes, you can say that we are inspired by the courage of the Arab spring.” Spain Protest José Luis Zapatero Global recession Europe Global economy Giles Tremlett guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …Government support for the arts can easily go very wrong. “Indie” bands in Canada are often funded by the Foundation Assisting Canadian Talent on Recordings (FACTOR), and Life Site News found this amazing story: Canadian punk group “Living with Lions” has drawn outrage for its obscene anti-Bible artwork and representation of Jesus Christ on their new album – funded by the Canadian government. The album, entitled “Holy S—-,” is designed to look like a Bible, with black cover and gold writing, yellow, faded pages, and lyric layout similar to Bible verses. It is subtitled, “The Poo Testament,” and represents Christ as excrement… The group’s project was funded by the Canadian government through a fact the band acknowledges on its back cover. FACTOR approved a $13,248 grant to Black Box Recordings Inc. to assist the band’s recording. Brian Rushfeldt, president of Canada Family Action , raised the obvious points of protest: “While these disturbed individuals have the right to produce such hate the Canadian government has no right funding groups that produce hate and discriminatory materials. FACTOR must never receive one more tax dollar.” “What actions will Prime Minister Harper take? What would he do if this attack was upon Buddha or Mohammed?” The Vancouver Sun reported the record label that issued the “Poo Testament” said someone doesn’t have a sense of humor: “I’d like it to be well understood that the lyrical content on this record makes no reference to any religious themes whatsoever,” Black Box Recordings co-owner Ian Stanger said in a phone interview. “To say that this band has a unique and sometimes provocative sense of humour is nothing new. “We allow our artists to take whatever artistic course they decide to and we value the support of FACTOR through Canadian Heritage,” he added, saying the album has been receiving plenty of support from retailers and media alike. “I think there’s a tongue-in-cheek element of this record people may be missing. I don’t think it’s meant to be a serious criticism or commentary on religion. It’s a joke.” This is not the first time Canadian Heritage has been critical of artists or albums with objectionable content receiving public funding. In 2008, critically acclaimed electro-noise act Holy F— was named as one of the main culprits in the Harper government’s decision to cut funds to thePromArt program after the band received $3,000 for a U.K. tour. Most albums produced in Canada receive small amounts of public funding, especially albums by independent acts, which rely on FACTOR and other initiatives more often than not because they do not have the support of a major label.
Continue reading …enlarge Credit: AP Shooter in custody at Heritage High – a lot of that going around in 1999. Click here to view this media A month to the day after the tragic shootings at Columbine High, another in a long line of gun violence at school happened, this time at Heritage High in Conyers Georgia outside Atlanta . The shooter, a Sophomore by the name of Thomas Solomon, distraught over a recent breakup, decided it was a good idea to go maladroit and take his grief out on unsuspecting kids who were just trying to get through the school year in one piece. The result was the wounding of six students and a distraught Solomon, tackled to the ground as he contemplated pulling the trigger on himself. And once again, the hands of the nation were firmly holding up shocked heads as yet another school shooting unfolded on live TV. And so the news of that day in 1999 was pretty much taken over by that event, with words of shock, proclamations and resolutions to end gun violence in our schools being voiced on Capitol Hill. And meanwhile, Chemical giants F. Hoffman La Roche and BASF were handed hefty fines over the Vitamin Scandal which saw them rigging prices on Vitamin C among other supplements. Interesting when you consider BASF was very big in the “Arbeit Macht Frei” movement in the 1930′s and ’40′s. But that’s another whole story, along with Bayer. They giveth, they taketh away. And so May 20, 1999 as presented by CBS Radio News.
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