The Taliban seems to have settled on a deadly new strategy: A suicide bomber who infiltrated the military killed five NATO troops today, four Afghan soldiers, and an interpreter, reports the AP . It’s not clear yet if any of the NATO victims were Americans. The bomber, apparently a recruit in…
Continue reading …Who cares about being antisocial? Some meals are so good the foul after-effects are worth it… I am, for the most part, a sociable chap. I like the company of others. Apart from homeopaths, libertarians, Morris dancers and men who drive small sporty BMWs with leather trim. Oh, and John McCririck. Other than that, come one, come all. In certain matters of appetite, however, I
Continue reading …Who cares about being antisocial? Some meals are so good the foul after-effects are worth it… I am, for the most part, a sociable chap. I like the company of others. Apart from homeopaths, libertarians, Morris dancers and men who drive small sporty BMWs with leather trim. Oh, and John McCririck. Other than that, come one, come all. In certain matters of appetite, however, I
Continue reading …Who cares about being antisocial? Some meals are so good the foul after-effects are worth it… I am, for the most part, a sociable chap. I like the company of others. Apart from homeopaths, libertarians, Morris dancers and men who drive small sporty BMWs with leather trim. Oh, and John McCririck. Other than that, come one, come all. In certain matters of appetite, however, I
Continue reading …Simon Cowell is rumoured to be on the verge of quitting The X Factor. Tom Lamont and Euan Ferguson debate whether the programme could survive such a blow Yes, says Observer journalist Tom Lamont To borrow Cowell’s own expansive interpretation of maths: 1,000,000% yes. He is essential to The X Factor . That is not to say that when, as has been suggested, Cowell steps down from his on-screen role on the show, ending a seven-year run as judge and mentor to focus his attention on American TV, The X Factor will end. More than 20 million tuned in at its peak last year; ITV will not cull this revenue source in a hurry. But without Cowell The X Factor will be diminished. Keen smiles ( We’re OK! ). Host Dermot O’Leary doing twice as many clicks and heel-spins ( It’s still fun! ). Singers trying to look grave as they listen to verdicts from Cowell’s replacement ( This is legitimate criticism! ). The show will live on, but unhappily. The contestants are the problem. Conditioned by years of platitude and catchphrase-analysis from the show’s other judges (first Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne, then Walsh, Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole), auditionees have learned to care only what Cowell thinks. Good performers wait kindly while Walsh repeats their name several times and pronounces on their “star quality”, while Minogue says something about “smashing it” and Cole tries to cry. Yeah, yeah, their faces say – but what does he think? Bad performers look properly distraught if Walsh, Minogue or Cole say something mean, but always have one eye on Cowell. One of the incidental delights of The X Factor is that bit, a quarter-way through, when the contestants are divided into groups (under-25s, boy bands, and so on) and told which judge will “mentor” them. If they get Cowell it’s chaos: fancying themselves that much closer to escape from routine life, the hopefuls run towards him as if he were the last American helicopter out of ‘Nam. The other judges get a bit of fist-pumping, all the contestants grin, but their eyes are worried. They’re thinking about those peers, weeping and bear-hugging in Simon Cowell’s living room. It shows they’ve got some industry nous, already, to care about Cowell so much. Outside the bounds of its 20-week TV run, the show’s best chart successes have been defined by their relationship to Cowell. Either boosted by his lavish support (Leona Lewis, an X Factor champ in 2006) or by his teasing opposition (Will Young, a contestant on X Factor predecessor Pop Idol , launched to fame by being the first contestant to talk back to Cowell, to spar with the master). So, yes, he’s essential – essential, lastly, to audience enjoyment. At least mine. As is probably clear, I’m not so much a fan of The X Factor as a fan of the Simon Cowell bits. He’s really the only one with the nebulous quality the programme purports to search for. Charged to think up new ways to say “You’re good” or “You’re bad” well over 100 times a series, he keeps his little blasts of critique enviably fresh. Perhaps more impressively he keeps all boredom in check as, every year, the same crowd of karaoke veterans, frustrated professionals, tearful family types ( always instructed to audition at the deathbed of a relative) troop through. He keeps our boredom in check too. Cowell’s the whole show. No, says Observer TV critic Euan Ferguson Personally, I’d rather Mr Cowell stayed in Britain. Not, and I mean that word in big angry italics, because I think he does any good, but because Americans are now going to spend the next year thinking the cream of British style, wit and intellect today is faithfully represented by Simon Cowell and Piers
Continue reading …Simon Cowell is rumoured to be on the verge of quitting The X Factor. Tom Lamont and Euan Ferguson debate whether the programme could survive such a blow Yes, says Observer journalist Tom Lamont To borrow Cowell’s own expansive interpretation of maths: 1,000,000% yes. He is essential to The X Factor . That is not to say that when, as has been suggested, Cowell steps down from his on-screen role on the show, ending a seven-year run as judge and mentor to focus his attention on American TV, The X Factor will end. More than 20 million tuned in at its peak last year; ITV will not cull this revenue source in a hurry. But without Cowell The X Factor will be diminished. Keen smiles ( We’re OK! ). Host Dermot O’Leary doing twice as many clicks and heel-spins ( It’s still fun! ). Singers trying to look grave as they listen to verdicts from Cowell’s replacement ( This is legitimate criticism! ). The show will live on, but unhappily. The contestants are the problem. Conditioned by years of platitude and catchphrase-analysis from the show’s other judges (first Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne, then Walsh, Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole), auditionees have learned to care only what Cowell thinks. Good performers wait kindly while Walsh repeats their name several times and pronounces on their “star quality”, while Minogue says something about “smashing it” and Cole tries to cry. Yeah, yeah, their faces say – but what does he think? Bad performers look properly distraught if Walsh, Minogue or Cole say something mean, but always have one eye on Cowell. One of the incidental delights of The X Factor is that bit, a quarter-way through, when the contestants are divided into groups (under-25s, boy bands, and so on) and told which judge will “mentor” them. If they get Cowell it’s chaos: fancying themselves that much closer to escape from routine life, the hopefuls run towards him as if he were the last American helicopter out of ‘Nam. The other judges get a bit of fist-pumping, all the contestants grin, but their eyes are worried. They’re thinking about those peers, weeping and bear-hugging in Simon Cowell’s living room. It shows they’ve got some industry nous, already, to care about Cowell so much. Outside the bounds of its 20-week TV run, the show’s best chart successes have been defined by their relationship to Cowell. Either boosted by his lavish support (Leona Lewis, an X Factor champ in 2006) or by his teasing opposition (Will Young, a contestant on X Factor predecessor Pop Idol , launched to fame by being the first contestant to talk back to Cowell, to spar with the master). So, yes, he’s essential – essential, lastly, to audience enjoyment. At least mine. As is probably clear, I’m not so much a fan of The X Factor as a fan of the Simon Cowell bits. He’s really the only one with the nebulous quality the programme purports to search for. Charged to think up new ways to say “You’re good” or “You’re bad” well over 100 times a series, he keeps his little blasts of critique enviably fresh. Perhaps more impressively he keeps all boredom in check as, every year, the same crowd of karaoke veterans, frustrated professionals, tearful family types ( always instructed to audition at the deathbed of a relative) troop through. He keeps our boredom in check too. Cowell’s the whole show. No, says Observer TV critic Euan Ferguson Personally, I’d rather Mr Cowell stayed in Britain. Not, and I mean that word in big angry italics, because I think he does any good, but because Americans are now going to spend the next year thinking the cream of British style, wit and intellect today is faithfully represented by Simon Cowell and Piers
Continue reading …For those yearning from the depths of their aching souls to see Tareq Salahi naked—and we’re quite sure there are none of you—brace yourselves. The White House gatecrasher’s latest desperate attention-seeking ploy is to crash the cover of Playgirl, reports TMZ, which has the terrible, terrible, terrible sample…
Continue reading …Frisée and trevisse, alfalfa and amaranth… with all the spring leaves to choose from, April is an inspiring time for salads The spring weather encourages a lighter touch to our cooking, and in my kitchen at least, a greater emphasis on main course salads. The leafy base may include some of the crisp, refreshingly bitter chicories and mild, mixed spring leaves but this is also when sprouted seeds and members of the cress family can be used to add everything from mustardy heat to a
Continue reading …Helped by the RSPB, a small, remote community in the South Atlantic has worked together to save 4,000 endangered birds One of the world’s most dramatic wildlife rescues is coming to a successful conclusion on Tristan da Cunha in the South Atlantic. Thousands of endangered northern rockhopper penguins, which were caught in thick oil slicks, have been saved in a month-long operation involving virtually all of the islands’ 260 inhabitants. The penguins were trapped in oil released by the freighter MV Oliva when it ran aground and broke up last month off Nightingale island, 20 miles from the main island of Tristan da Cunha. Thousands of these delicately feathered birds – known locally as pinnamins – were coated in thick oil and all would have died but for the extraordinary intervention of local people. “Just about everyone on the island has played a part in this operation,” Katrine Herian, an RSPB project officer based on the island, said. “It was an amazing, co-operative effort. Some people took boats to Nightingale to pick up oiled penguins – a very tricky task given the swells and winds there. Carpenters on the main island built pens to keep them in. The main store – where tools, cement and machinery are stored – was cleared out and sand put down on the concrete floor so we could keep the penguins there. “Then the island’s swimming pool was drained of nearly all its water and used as a home for cleaned birds. People even ransacked their freezers to find fish they could thaw out and use to feed the rockhoppers. They would have starved otherwise.” In the end, about 4,000 rockhoppers were saved, although Herian warned that it was impossible to say how many others may have died: “We won’t really know until next year when the birds start breeding again and we can get a proper chance to count numbers and see how badly they were affected.” The northern rockhopper penguin, Eudyptes moseleyi, is found on only a few islands in the Atlantic, with 99% of its population making homes on the British overseas territory of Tristan da Cunha, a lonely, volcanic archipelago considered to be the world’s most remote inhabited group of islands. There is no airstrip and the nearest major ports are in South Africa. Keeping track of the northern rockhoppers in such a location is not easy. Nevertheless, ornithologists have discovered that their numbers have plunged by more than 90% since the 1950s, with factors such as climate change and over-fishing of squid and octopus – the penguins’ main source of food – being put forward as possible causes. As a result, the northern rockhopper is now classified as an endangered species. The wrecking of the MV Oliva, therefore, posed a significant threat to them. The ship was carrying 65,000 tonnes of soya beans from Brazil to China when it ran aground on 16 March on an islet off Nightingale island. All 20 crewmen were rescued by islanders, but the vessel broke apart and released more than 1,500 tonnes of oil on to the waters around the island, coating the rockhoppers. Within a day, islanders and RSPB workers began their remarkable rescue operation. When winds and the swell were low, they sailed to the island in small boats and, using Tristan’s principal fishing vessel, the Edinburgh, as a command vessel, began shipping oiled rockhoppers back to the main island. “The birds get very distressed when they are coated in oil,” said Herian. “They lose body temperature very quickly in the water and preen themselves to get rid of the oil. They get weaker and weaker as they do that. Unless they get help, they die.” Capturing the birds as quickly as possible became a priority. Then they were transported to the main island, where they were corralled in pens, then showered and soaped to get rid of the oil and given liquid glucose feeds that vets usually give to pet cats and dogs to provide them with a quick energy boost. Then they were dried off under infra-red lamps. “Many of the islands’ older inhabitants played a key role in this work,” said Herian. “These are remarkably hardy people and pensioners think nothing of walking many miles every day to get about. They did a lot of the hard work in cleaning up the penguins.” The local rescue mission was also given crucial support from a team from Sanccob, the Southern African Foundation for the Conservation of Coastal Birds, which arrived on the island on 5 April. They brought specialist cleaning equipment, vitamins – and 20 tonnes of frozen pilchards. The Sanccob team also installed three large hot-water geysers in the wash-bay to improve penguin-washing, as well as hundreds of metres of piping and cable to link to the island’s water and electrical supplies. In the end, a complex routine was established. Workers sprayed a fine mist of de-greasing agent over stricken penguins. Then the birds were washed in a warm bath of biodegradable soap and an antiseptic solution before being given a gentle clean round their eyes using a toothbrush. Later the rockhoppers were moved to the islanders’ swimming pool so that their swimming skills could be assessed. Those that passed the test were released into the Atlantic. “We will know next year how successful this operation has been when we count how many breeding pairs have returned to Tristan,” said Herian. RSPB Endangered species Wildlife Pollution Robin McKie guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …NATO apparently figured Moammar Gadhafi would fold quickly: Its fighter jets are running low on laser-guided bombs, a development that could make it harder for US pilots to stay on the sidelines, reports the Washington Post . The twist: The US has plenty of such bombs, but they don’t fit on…
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