Marbella University offers ‘Green MBA’ highlighting ‘lies, deceit and hype’ of business world Let’s play a little game. Please read the following quote and try to guess who said it: Lies, cheat, deceit, distortion, hype, and a blind pursuit of profit have poisoned the business world. The price of this has been the destruction of the planet, its ecosystems and the alienation of humans from their soul and genuine inner needs. Pollution, contamination, climate change, poverty, rising sea level, unemployment, financial crisis, social unrest, war, and a general lack of trust has taken over as a result. Strong stuff. I’m fairly confident that you currently have the image of an angry environmental campaigner in your head. Or, perhaps, a far-left politician waving their fist at the world’s multiple injustices. Well, these are both wrong: the right answer is these words come from the press release of a new MBA course now being offered at Marbella University in southern Spain. Yes, an MBA course: that rarefied habitat that has long been the butt of jokes due to the air of self-importance and unworldliness nurtured within. (The same is often said of the environmental movement, of course!) Perhaps this common perception is unfair, but MBA courses are not usually associated with environmental tub-thumping. Rather, they are often seen as little more than finishing schools for the “corporate leaders” who will go on to pillage the earth in the name of “shareholder dividends” and “quarterly results”. So it comes as something of a shock to see an MBA course being advertised in such a way. Marbella University, the only English-speaking university in southern Spain, was founded in 2009 and, in addition to its MBA, offers courses on communication & public relations, tourism, journalism and psychology. But, for our purposes, it is the ” Green MBA ” that catches the eye. For those still rubbing their eyes in amazement, here’s some more from the press release: The world needs new managers and CEOs; new MBAs. The state of humanity and the planet clearly shows: politics has failed, corporations have failed, and most disturbingly even education has failed. Humanity and the world need new leaders and experts to resolve the global problems. The MBA programs at Marbella University entail a vanguard approach to international business with a strong focus on “human factors” and the complexity of today’s global business world… In the words of the President of Marbella University: “The state of humanity and the planet clearly shows: most Masters programs are unusable, elitist, soulless products, made by people that don’t understand anything about human beings and the values of being human!” Dr Schellhammer adds: “All solutions start with a vanguard education, based on a new understanding of humans and life.” Look at the ” Green MBA ” course description and you can see that issues such as population growth, climate change and “limited resources and raw materials” are all prominently discussed – even if there is still a tendency to slip effortlessly into management speak: “The business world must become aware of such developments and use all vanguard tools to efficiently navigate in such a challenging business environment.” (I’m curious: can business executives get belts to strap around their waists to hold all their vanguard tools?) Is this evidence of enlightenment and hope in the world of big business? Or a desperate attempt by a new university to court attention in the super competitive world of MBA courses? And for those who have actually completed an MBA: how often did these issues ever get discussed on your own course? MBAs Leo Hickman guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …While the world’s eyes are elsewhere, a wave of oppression is engulfing China’s activists – is the time for EU dialogue over? On Thursday MEPs will hold an emergency debate on the arrest of Ai Weiwei , the brilliant Chinese artist and political activist, as well as other victims of Beijing’s new crackdown. His is the highest-profile case since Liu Xiabao was sentenced to 11 years in prison for subversion – and won the 2010 Nobel peace prize for his leading role in the Charter 08 movement. With the world’s attention on the uprisings in the Middle East, Chinese authorities are reacting to the widespread rumblings since mid-February, when a “jasmine revolution” was called across China, and a few brave souls dared to express their protest. Ai, who is best known for creating the sunflower seed installation in London’s Tate Modern and his work on Beijing’s Bird’s Nest Olympic stadium , is the highest-profile victim in the heavy-handed suppression of political dissidents by Chinese officials. The Beijing regime has detained or arrested dozens of human rights activists from lawyers to bloggers in what appears to be a pre-emptive strike against what they “might” do. The process resembles the pre-Olympic Games crackdown in 2008 . The police are again regularly putting activists and their families under house arrest, depriving them of their rights without any hint of due process. In the past few days four veteran activists – Liu Xianbin , Ran Yunfei , Ding Mao and Chen Wei – were all formally charged with inciting subversion of state power. Instead of the routine three-year sentences, 10 years is now normal. China’s treatment of dissidents is no longer a hidden process. There are increasing accounts of torture and abuse such as the case of the Christian human rights lawyer, Gao Zhisheng . Gao was sentenced for subversion after he wrote open letters to the European parliament and then to the US Congress calling for reform. His torture has been so severe that he has twice tried to kill himself. I know that when he came to, he was surrounded by medics. The intention of the authorities was to give him a “living death”. After briefly resurfacing, he has now been missing for a year. Between 7 and 8 million Chinese are held in prisons or camps, many suffering torture or enduring forced labour. More suffer the death penalty each year – about 5,000 – than the rest of the world put together. I met Ai last October at the preview of his Tate Modern exhibition. When I asked him to record some remarks about the future of the Beijing regime he said: “It’s come to a point where everyone in society understands that China cannot continue in the same way. The game is over.” An outspoken critic of the government, he called Gao’s disappearance “impossible” in a civilised society. His activism after the Sichuan earthquake earned him respect across China – and the free world. China has been a “strategic partner” of the EU since the mid-90s, when I wrote a report for the European parliament calling for increased trade, but also for a human rights dialogue. My watchword was “not just business as usual, but also politics as usual”. In the 14 years of the dialogue’s existence it has yielded no tangible results and it provides a fig leaf for the most arbitrary, brutal and murderous regime in world history. The UN human rights council is now supposed to be a reformed process. When I last went to Geneva, Libya was in the chair. Now Libya has rightly been suspended: by any normal standards China too should be expelled. As the Nobel peace prize was awarded to Liu Xiabao’s empty chair last December, the audience of diplomats, civil servants, politicians and NGOs rose spontaneously in a prolonged standing ovation. There was a palpable sense of solidarity with Liu’s work and grief at our inability to help him. Ai was prevented by Beijing from attending. But he will be part of China’s political future, as will Liu, Gao and the hundreds of reformists across China. The Arab Spring is spreading: China will change too. In the runup to the EU-China human rights dialogue at the end of May – which Beijing, angry that the 2010 Nobel peace prize was awarded to Liu – cancelled last December – the EU should press the Chinese authorities to end the disappearances, release political prisoners and begin the political “reforms” hinted at recently by Wen Jiabao, China’s premier. If there is no response, the EU should suspend the dialogue. China Ai Weiwei European Union Europe Human rights Edward McMillan-Scott guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …Transcript of conversation said to be between Italian PM and Nicole Minetti published ahead of his underage prostitution trial Silvio Berlusconi planned to make his alleged “madam” a member of Italy’s national parliament, according to wiretap transcripts published a day before the start of the most lurid trial he has faced so far. The transcripts emerged against a background of rising tension over the case. Adversaries of the prime minister were planning demonstrations in Rome as the parliament braced for a vote on whether to ask the constitutional court to scrap the trial, in which Berlusconi is accused of paying an underage prostitute and then abusing his position to cover up the alleged offence. One of the transcripts is a conversation said to be between him and Nicole Minetti, an Anglo-Italian former showgirl who emerged from obscurity as a dental hygienist to become a member of Lombard regional assembly representing Berlusconi’s party. She is currently under investigation along with two other people on suspicion of aiding and abetting prostitution, including juvenile prostitution . Documents sent to parliament by the prosecutors earlier this year suggested that the three procured a stream of young women for dinners at Berlusconi’s mansion near Milan followed by so-called “bunga bunga” sessions. According to the prosecutors, the women – some masked, others wearing police officers’ or nurses’ uniforms – performed erotic dances, at the end of which Berlusconi chose “one or more” with whom to spend the night. According to the Italian daily Corriere della Sera last August, Berlusconi was recorded by police as telling Minetti: “Everyone is speaking so well of you, darling. Everyone. The [Northern] League people. Our people … So then, when there are elections, you’ll come into parliament.” The wiretaps, published by the newspaper, also contained evidence that Berlusconi secured auditions for his young guests. On 4 October, he is alleged to have taken a call at his Rome residence from María Ester García Polanco, an aspiring Dominican showgirl. “I’m in Rome”, she tells him. “Lord! I’ve come to do the audition with [a noted TV, film and theatre director]. You remember?” “Yes”, Berlusconi replies, according to the transcript. “The one I got for you. No?” “Yes, darling”, says García Polanco, laughing. Berlusconi remarks that he has been asked – it is unclear by whom – whether she could “do a few numbers” for his own channels, which are managed by his son by his first marriage, Pier Silvio. “I’m trying to convince my son,” the prime minister adds. Showgirls are not the only purported beneficiaries of Berlusconi’s charity. According to another daily, La Repubblica, the prosecutors will also submit evidence to show that a 28-year-old television reporter on one of Berlusconi’s channels was paid more than €500,000 (£440,000) from accounts registered in the name of either the TV magnate or his accountant. Police allegedly established that the reporter, who is well known to Italian viewers, was a guest at the prime minister’s home on at least one occasion in 2010. Publication of the wiretaps is bound to prompt a storm of protest from Berlusconi’s followers, one of whom has tabled a bill to prevent transcripts being included in court papers. Even under present legislation, however, conversations involving a member of parliament ought not to have been inserted in the prosecution’s submission, which becomes publicly accessible once an inquiry is closed. Berlusconi denies all wrongdoing. Silvio Berlusconi Italy Europe John Hooper guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …Deputy prime minister says body will monitor this and future governments in attempts to increase social mobility in UK and reduce child poverty Nick Clegg has sought to ease fears that he is downgrading child poverty targets by announcing the establishment of a child poverty and social mobility commission – a measure charities feared had been shelved. The commission, which will be set on a legal footing, will monitor the government and future governments in their attempts to increase social mobility in the UK and reduce child poverty. The statutory body will be headed by the government’s adviser on social mobility, the former Labour MP Alan Milburn. The official launch of the social mobility strategy was delayed by an hour after Clegg was summoned to the Commons by Labour’s deputy leader, Harriet Harman, to make an urgent statement. Harman claimed Clegg “gave up the right” to launch a social mobility strategy when he “betrayed a generation of young people” and told MPs that, for many young people, mobility now meant a “bus down to the job centre”. She said: “I’m afraid you gave up the right to pontificate on social mobility when you abolished Educational Maintenance Allowance [EMA], trebled tuition fees and betrayed a generation of young people.” The Child Poverty Action Group (CPAG) charity is considering launching a judicial review as targets for reducing the number of children living in poverty set by previous governments are missed. CPAG has been disappointed that the commission of experts the government had been legally obliged to set up had not so far been established. Such a commission is intended to draw up the child poverty reduction strategy and set out how targets could be reached. Though the focus is intended to be the government’s strategy to uncouple the link between a child’s life chances and the social class into which they are born, the government has also had to defend itself against charges that reducing child poverty has become a lesser political priority for it. Charities have voiced fears that a new emphasis on social mobility meant a downgrading of existing child poverty figures, with the government newly concerned with improving relative life chances for the poor but bright, suggesting a reduced concern with levels of absolute child poverty. Government officials hope the new commission “more than alleviates” those fears. The bid to put the body on a statutory footing met resistance inside Whitehall, with some in the Cabinet cautious about creating a new legal monitor at a time when it was trying to reduce the numbers of such bodies, but Clegg insisted on the legal standing. The Labour government committed to reducing the numbers of children living in poverty to 10% by 2010. In the last year for which figures were available, 2008-09, 22% – 2.8 million children – were living in poverty, defined as those living in homes where income is 60% less than the median in the UK before taking into account housing costs. In December, the Institute of Fiscal Studies predicted that changes to the welfare system would increase relative child poverty figures by 200,000 in 2012-13 and 2013-14. Justin Forsyth, the chief executive of Save the Children, said: “Save the Children strongly welcomes the government’s new move to create a severe child poverty measure, but there won’t be social mobility for the poorest children without urgent action to provide extra childcare support, to get their parents Clegg also said the government will aim to end the culture of people being given internships because of “who they know, rather than what they know”. He admitted that improving social mobility was not going to happen “in a few months or a few years”, but stressed that he wanted the present government, and future governments, to be held to account over their attempts to “make Britain a fairer and more socially mobile place”. The push to open up internships is one of the measures outlined to ensure career progression is less dependent on “who your father’s friends are”. The national internship scheme will ask firms to pay young people doing work experience and warn that they could otherwise risk a legal challenge under the national minimum wage legislation. As part of a multi-pronged effort to narrow differences in achievement between social groups, a number of firms have been enlisted to give people without family connections experience in competitive fields of work. The government will encourage firms to use name blank and school blank applications, and will signal that legislation on the payment of the national minimum wage should be taken more seriously. People will be encouraged to blow the whistle on unpaid internships. Clegg and Iain Duncan Smith, the work and pensions secretary, said in a joint article in Tuesday’s Telegraph that many families are seeing their aspirations for their children dashed because private education is out of their reach and they lack the right connections. Denying suggestions that the strategy would involve “social engineering”, they cast their drive to open up internships as a way of preventing “the lucky few grabbing all the best chances”. “This is mobility for the middle, not just the bottom,” they wrote. Social mobility Social exclusion Children Nick Clegg Iain Duncan Smith Harriet Harman Alan Milburn Hélène Mulholland Allegra Stratton guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …High court told recently imposed controls on judicial review funding would have prevented courts hearing torture allegations The Ministry of Defence lobbied behind closed doors to restrict the provision of legal aid to claimants questioning the treatment of military detainees in Iraq and Afghanistan, the high court has heard. At a hearing challenging changes to legal aid made last year, Tim Otty QC said tighter controls on funding judicial reviews now imposed by the Ministry of Justice would have prevented courts hearing torture allegations and the creation of extra safeguards to protect suspects. Repeated representations by the former defence minister, Bob Ainsworth, to the Ministry of Justice during 2008 and 2009 were not disclosed during a public consultation exercise on changing legal aid entitlements, he said. The changes came at a time when the government was suffering successive political embarrassments over claims that al-Qaida suspects had been subjected to torture overseas while being questioned by the intelligence services. There was “no candid disclosure” of the real reasons for restricting funding and the process was therefore “legally flawed”, Otty added. “The Ministry of Justice treated the MoD’s concerns as central to its approach.” In one email sent in June 2009, the high court heard, “there was an express indication that the MoJ ‘supported’ the concerns raised” and would act on them speedily. “The genesis for these [changes to legal aid] rest solely in concerns expressed by the MoD … and in terms of the cost burdens from judicial reviews relating to Afghanistan and Iraq.” The MoD was particularly concerned about a judicial review brought by one claimant, Maya Evans, who had no direct personal involvement in the treatment of detainees. The new legal aid rules introduced following the Ministry of Justice’s consultation process specified that funding would only be provided to claimants who might receive “real benefits”, personally or for the environment. Tuesday’s challenge has been brought on her behalf. The MoD insists that the new provisions introduced by the Legal Services Commission do not prevent judicial reviews being taken by claimants who are personally affected. Sam Grodzinski, counsel for the MoD, argued that there was no general obligation for public bodies to disclose to those being consulted the arguments submitted by other groups or to explain why it started any review of policy. The UK’s obligation to prohibit torture, he said, did not require public funding of cases where “extra-territorial torture by third country authorities is alleged and where the claim is brought by a person wholly unconnected to the individuals said to be at risk of torture”. Judgement is expected to be reserved. Legal aid Military Defence policy Iraq Afghanistan Global terrorism UK security and terrorism Terrorism policy Owen Bowcott guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …Click here to view this media Someone needs to remind Dick Durbin that the House Republicans already lost any credibility they might have had as soon as they started throwing red meat to their base by voting on these amendments in the first place. They campaigned on job creation and all they’ve done is pander to the right and do their best to destroy jobs and trash the economy. And instead of fighting back we get the Democrats saying they’re going to meet them half way, which means Republicans get everything they want on these budget cuts. I don’t know about anyone else, but watching the back and forth on these budget cuts is giving me a headache. I’m tired of listening to all of them pretend like balancing the budget off of the backs of the poor and the working class when we’ve got the greatest income disparity since the Gilded Age is somehow “reasonable.” And as Steve Benen pointed out today , rather than negotiations moving along, it looks like they’re moving backwards. Wonderful. UPDATE: And right on cue, it’s getting uglier yet — House Republicans Preparing for Government Shutdown . Transcript below the fold. GREGORY: We’ll get to Libya in just a moment, but I do want to talk about the big budget battle. We could have a government shutdown this week if the two sides don’t come together. Is that where this is headed? DURBIN: I hope not. You know, this is the warm-up, David. As important as it is to finish the appropriation for the next six months of this year, we have a much, much bigger battle ahead of us in the next few weeks. We don’t want to see the government shutdown. Speaker Boehner’s in a very delicate and tough political position. I understand that, even though I’m in the other party. I can see the problems that he’s facing. But we have to put this behind us. We have agreed on a number as to the cut. Now we have to agree on the component parts of it and move forward. At the end of the day, the American people don’t care who has bragging rights at the end of this. They want to make certain we are responsible and work together, both political parties, to meet a real national challenge. GREGORY: All right. Well, but people understand that. But go behind the curtain here. What has to give? For instance, Democrats are pretty upset with the so-called riders in the spending cut legislation that would deny funding, say, for health care or would block the EPA from putting in certain environmental regulations, deny funding to Planned Parenthood, for an example. Would you be willing to vote for a compromise that included those, those bans on, on certain kind of spending? DURBIN: David, I think the House Republicans lose all credibility when they decide that this fight isn’t over the deficit, it isn’t over the amount of spending cuts, but rather it’s to debate and relitigate political issues that have been in Washington for decades. For goodness sakes, let’s get our job done. Let’s fund the government. There’s plenty of opportunity in the House and Senate to debate every other issue. That’s what we’re there for. But let’s not tie up our government and close it down, to the embarrassment of both political parties, by insisting on these riders that are totally political. GREGORY: Well, I understand your position. But could you vote for a compromise that included those riders? DURBIN: I can tell you, there are some that are totally unacceptable.The idea that we are going to close down the Environmental Protection Agency’s efforts to keep our air clean and our water pure, I mean, that sort of thing is irresponsible. To close down Planned Parenthood funding–it is not for abortion, it’s for family planning–that’s a step way beyond what the mandate of the last election called for. GREGORY: So no vote from Senator Durbin, no yes vote, if those are still in there. DURBIN: Absolutely not.
Continue reading …As NewsBusters reported , MSNBC's Chris Matthews went on quite a Republican-hating rant Monday linking murder and violence in Afghanistan to GOP “zealots at home.” Such conservative bashing continued till the end of “Hardball” when the host finished with a two minute segment excoriating the Republican Party as one where “you can't say you believe in science, you can't say you believe in evolution or in climate change or in gay rights, or even in separation of church and state” concluding “Maybe this is God's will, that Obama not have a reasonable opponent out there” (video follows with transcript and commentary): CHRIS MATTHEWS: “Let Me Finish” tonight with what I see happening to one of this country`s historic political parties. The Republican Party has given us great moderate leaders in the past: Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower. It`s given us flawed leaders who are nonetheless great Americans, I think of Ulysses S. Grant, for example, who won the Civil War and was a true believer in reconstruction after the war. I don`t know where the tradition I`ve just described broke off and this new thing took over. I think it was passage of the Civil Rights bill back in `64 — when the enemies of civil rights flipped from the party of Jefferson to the party of Strom Thurmond. Or maybe it was the Supreme Court ruling banning prayer in public school. But what we have today is a different — deeply different — Republican Party than the one that fought slavery and championed conservation in the old days. I listen to Palin and Gingrich and Bachmann and Huckabee and what they believe. I listen to Romney and Pawlenty and now Trump trying to talk their language and I think we`re talking something very different the mainstream Republicanism — the kind that has long won in the independent, moderate suburbs, won with the people I grew up with, with my family, actually. Palin talks like thinking isn`t necessary; it may not even be good for people. Gingrich uses his mind to say truly hateful things. Huckabee is a theocrat, someone who statements about the Mideast are downright incendiary. Mitt Romney knows better. So does Pawlenty. I`d hate to see Haley Barbour start dueling in these woods. He might be smart enough to beat those folks at their own game. But beware, Haley, or anyone else who`s thinking of joining the jamboree. The evidence out there is that the Republican Party today, you can`t say you believe in science, you can`t say you believe in evolution or in climate change or in gay rights, or even in separation of church and state. If you do, you lose the zealots, and the zealots will be waiting for you in Iowa to make sure you eat your words. John McCain tried to beat them, the zealots, once. The family values types went after his family. George Bush`s father tried to take them on. Ronald Reagan managed to charm them, but he was a rarity. The danger today is that the only way to win the Republican Party presidential nomination is to get past the gatekeepers of the right, and they aren`t looking to let anybody past who isn`t dead right like them. Maybe this is God`s will, that Obama not have a reasonable opponent out there. How`s that for an incendiary statement? That`s HARDBALL for now. Thanks for being with us. As NewsBusters has been reporting since the beginning of the year, Matthews has been viciously attacking all possible Republican candidates that might oppose Obama in 2012. This is just his part to make sure the object of his affection succeeds . It is, however, fascinating that he would mention such “great” Republican presidents as Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and Dwight Eisenhower, for if any one of them was alive today, Matthews would be bashing him just as he is the current crop of possible contenders. This is about getting Obama re-elected, and is no coincidence it occurred the very day Obama announced his 2012 campaign. Matthews throughout his campaign kick-off show was making it clear to the president he loves that he's behind him 100 percent even if he has to continue to abdicate all journalistic professionalism and integrity. In the “Hardball” host's case, we would expect nothing less. (H/T RCP )
Continue reading …Many mainstream critics misunderstood Foster Wallace while he was alive – will publication of his final novel just see them trying to work out its relation to his life story? David Foster Wallace killed himself in September 2008 , and his unfinished novel, The Pale King, which will be published posthumously on 16 April, is on top of all the buzz lists for spring. Wallace was one of my favourites, but I’m wary of reading this one. I can tell you exactly when and why I came to love his work: Octet, in Brief Interviews with Hideous Men . I was reading on the shag-carpeted floor of someone else’s house, halfway into a book that had been annoying me, but amusing and thrilling me just enough to keep me pushing ahead (this after a failed first attempt at reading Infinite Jest), and I came to the midpoint of Octet. The story is a pretty cheap post-modernist game: half-way in, it bitterly acknowledges itself as such, and then goes on for pages and pages, pleading for the reader’s love (writer to self: “you’re going to have to eat the rat and go ahead and use terms like be with and relationship, and use them sincerely”), and citing Milan Kundera. And somehow Wallace managed to suck me into this self-conscious whorl, as the story went on in tiny printed footnotes, raging at itself (“like if you just bought a fancy expensive take-out dinner from a restaurant and brought it home and were just sitting down to try to enjoy it when the phone rings and it’s the chef or restaurateur or whoever you just bought the food from now calling and bothering you in the middle of trying to eat the dinner to ask how the dinner is and whether you’re enjoying it and whether it ‘works’ as a dinner. Imagine how you’d feel about a restaurateur who did this to you”). Well, I guess 99.9% or so of the customers would hang up and stay away. But maybe 0.1% of them would recognise themselves in the restaurateur, stay on the phone to reassure and maybe befriend him, and never order from anywhere else again. That’s what I thought: here was a smarter, funnier version of my neurotic self. That’s how I felt as I read on in his work, through novels and stories, accepting the occasional ungainliness and unpleasantness because he gave me something consoling and amusing and even ecstatic. Then came the news that Wallace had hanged himself , on the patio behind his house, and the news that before hanging himself he had voluntarily submitted to electroshock therapy, and before the electroshock therapy he had been in and out of drug-rehabilitation halfway houses, and my god, all that stuff in Infinite Jest about the mental hospital and the hole of depression opening up in the floor – he had lived it! In an age when lesser writers made millions pretending to have either drug addictions or depressions half as bad as his, Wallace had made comedy of it. He had made art. And many mainstream critics reacted badly. Wallace was, if nothing else, a serious craftsman, yet Michiko Kakutani called his last book of stories, Oblivion, “crude,” “cheap,” and “self indulgent prattling” . James Wood took the book’s final story, a kind of jokey parable about an artist whose art comes out each time he sits to “poo”, and suggested that that was what Wallace was doing : crapping out his work. Despite the hint in the title and the repeated suicide motif, neither critic seemed to get that Oblivion was even slightly about depression. I don’t think they knew what it was about at all. I doubt Wallace minded. “Once the first person pronoun creeps into your agenda,” he said in an interview, “you’re dead, artwise.” He wasn’t about to plead for anyone’s pity, and turned nasty when asked if he had firsthand knowledge of drug problems. He kept rigorously to the post-modernist mode but beat against the walls of its prison, screaming loud so that readers would have to come to his work or flee it. Responses like Wood’s and Kakutani’s are in some ways testament to his power. The writing was too much for them. They couldn’t but take it personally. Now the last novel is coming out: the unfinished manuscript that sat in the study while the body swung on the patio. If the book had been going well, would he have done that? Will anyone be able to read The Pale King without thinking of his death? I know I won’t. This is my fear: that all the fun and fireworks of his prose will become pathologised. We’ll all become Woodian gastroenterologists, trying to figure out how the writing related to Wallace personally, how it came out of him. God, would that stink. David Foster Wallace Fiction Gabriel Brownstein guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …The eagerly anticipated St John Hotel is open for business . Where else might you have a fabulous foodie weekend? Our reporters went looking for the best hotels and destinations • Part two: Skye to the Isle of Wight Hotel du Vin at One Devonshire Gardens, Glasgow There was a time when staying at the very posh One Devonshire Gardens required a rather un-boutique-hotel-like dash out of the front door and along the tree-lined street to the adjoining townhouse for breakfast; my cousin Carolanne reminisces about doing this in her slippers. (You might ask why she’d go to the hotel dining room in her slippers in the first place. You’d regret it.) The hotel is made up of five converted Victorian houses and the last remaining apartment owner refused to sell up for years. He’s gone now, so the stroll through to breakfast is comfier, if duller. The hotel is a pleasing mix of antique furniture, all solid dark wood, oak-panelled walls and stained glass windows, deep colours and thick carpets, mixed up with contemporary pieces and Scottish art work (which at one stage has me contemplating a slightly disconcerting oil painting of Robert Carlisle). I’m pleased to see Stornoway black pudding – and even haggis – featuring on the breakfast menu, but thanks to a far-too-enjoyable late and leisurely meal with the aforementioned cousin in that dining room the night before, I’m not quite up to either and opt for pancakes, fruit, yoghurt and maple syrup. The previous evening’s dinner started with an incredibly fresh razor clam salad with cucumber fennel and black olive for me, and a cool lettuce gazpacho with king prawns, blow-torched for that unmistakable flame-thrown smokiness. As you’d expect given that the place is now owned by the Hotel du Vin group, there’s an excellent choice of wines and an amiable sommelier, sussing my timidity over punchy numbers, brought me an incredibly smooth 2008 Chablis Domaine Bernard Defaix which, light as it was, really stepped up when combined with the clams. A succulent little tower of chicken came with foie gras, caramelised shallots and a scattering of haggis that was perhaps a little too subtle for my liking – but then I’m wilder than most about haggis – and the dish did work well. This time, a slightly weightier – and immensely enjoyable – K Naia Verdejo (2009) from Reuda accompanied the food. I had a pleasant banana souffle to end with but it was as nothing compared to the stunning dessert wines that came out; Willi Opitz Beererauslesse to pair with the souffle, while the chocolate dessert called for a glorious deep red 2007 Maury by Jean Marc Lafage. If you get the munchies, room service (up till 11pm) includes a bacon bap with HP sauce and, joy of joys, beans, or cheese on toast. Bliss (although at £7.50 a bap, it should be). • Double / twin rooms start from £150, book on their website . For more information on places to eat and stay in Scotland, check out Visit Scotland Out and about If you’re staying in the West End of Glasgow for a few days, you’d do worse than to stop by the Ubiquitous Chip, an old favourite of locals just off Byres Road whose much-loved owner, Ronnie Clydesdale, died last year . I didn’t eat there in his time so can’t compare standards, but had a decent, if not perfect, meal. Scallops came fat and juicy, though I couldn’t detect the advertised garlic compote accompanying them so much as some wonderfully sharp and sweet pickled leeks. Galloway roe deer venison was beautifully cooked, meltingly tender and deep red, kailkenny croquettes, tiny cubes of beetroot and a pleasant Drambuie peppercorn sauce complemented it better than the mound of spinach purée in the centre. I had ordered a side of courgette, sugar snap peas, carrot and broccoli, and these, cooked to crisp perfection, were a much better match, though it’s a shame to order them as an extra. Staff and surroundings are pleasant. Legendary Indian restaurant, Mother India is also nearby; they do some very fine things with lamb. Susan Smillie Restaurant Sat Bains, Nottingham The approaches to the Restaurant Sat Bains are not that encouraging. You turn off a roundabout and down a side road by an industrial estate on the outskirts of Nottingham. And then, suddenly, you’re in some other world, quiet and rural. The place describes itself as a restaurant with rooms rather a hotel with a restaurant, and it has its idiosyncrasies. Lunch is only available at The Chef’s Table from Tuesday to Saturday if there are between 2 and 8 of you. Dinner is more flexible, and, mind you, after one of Sat Bains’ tasting menus, you don’t really want to go further than the nearest bedroom. These manage that clever balance of comfort with fashionable design which is not always the case. Mr Bains’ cooking is clever, beautiful, occasionally witty, sometimes challenging, always a delight to the eye and to eat. He has also built up a formidable list of local suppliers, who provide him with cured meats, game, salads and vegetables. It’s not cheap, but such dishes as mackerel with lardo, beetroot & horseradish; salt baked celeriac with truffle juices; pearl barley with belly pork and pickled turnip have put Sat Bains wholly in the vanguard of contemporary British cooking. • Rooms start at £129 for a double but there’s currently a mid-week offer for a room plus seven-course tasting menu and breakfast at £120 to £140 a person, selected dates in April. Book through the website Out and about Emporia such as the Cheese Shop and JT Beedham & Sons where the fabulous Johnny Pusztai, master sausage maker, maestro of the air-dried ham, mans the counter, light up the streets of Nottingham. If you’re not quite up for the full Sat Bains experience, you might like to try Harts hotel and restaurant . And while you’re there, you are about equidistant from Melton Mowbray for pie-lovers , and Burton on Trent for the National Brewery Centre . Matthew Fort The vegetarian option: Cafe Paradiso , Cork Dennis Cotter may well be the best vegetarian cookery writer in the world, although the man himself would be far too humble to claim such a title. But his three books, Cafe Paradiso, Paradiso Seasons and Wild Garlic, Gooseberries and Me offer warmth and wit, wonderful recipes and unusual detours – as does his restaurant Cafe Paradiso, on a quayside in Cork. Having enjoyed Cotter’s writing for the best part of a decade, I’d long wanted to visit the restaurant in the flesh – to use a phrase singularly inappropriate for a vegetarian restaurant – and it certainly lived up to its billing. Cotter is a huge fan of Irish cheeses – Knockalara sheep’s, Bluebell Fall’s goats and the famous Cashel blue all feature on the menu, and much of his produce is locally sourced. There are touches of Asia – a vegetable sushi with tempura, for example – but the menu is hearty – this is emphatically not the healthy vegetarian option. Parsnip gnocchi with maple-glazed oyster mushrooms were belt-looseningly filling and the chocolate silk cake was indeed silky. Luckily for those who plan to overindulge, there are two B&B rooms upstairs which can be booked as part of a package with the restaurant. The one I stayed in was huge, kitted out with a sofa, fridge, books and a CD player. And while dinner was excellent, the breakfast the next morning was truly superb – the fluffiest, tastiest pancakes with fresh berries I’ve ever had. And I like my pancakes. Out and about There are plenty of other options for vegetarians around Cork. Cotter gets much of his produce from the Gort Na Nain farm, where you can also stay in the B&B guesthouse. And heading to the southwest coast we found the Good Things Cafe in the lovely town of Durrus – not a vegetarian establishment but one with plenty of veggie options – where we were extremely well-fed, and ate a glorious meal on the sunny lawn. Though my fond reminiscences of the food may be slightly tinged by the fact that it was about the only time in 10 days in Ireland where the rain stopped. • Cafe Paradiso: dinner and one night B&B €100, more info and packages on their website Gort Na Nain B&B rooms from €60 Kate Carter The fishermen’s huts on the beach , Whitstable Received wisdom has it that we should flock to Whitstable for the oyster festival in July – great for seaside weather, less so, as mollusc fans will know, for sampling native oysters whose season starts in September. Go in springtime when the weather’s warming up but the hordes have yet to descend. And if you’re in pursuit of seafood (and why else have you come?), the phenomenally popular, famously tiny Wheelers Oyster Bar is without rival. They offer take out (they only do 14 covers), best eaten on a quayside or shore. The well reviewed Pearson’s Arms has been taken over and reports of the restaurant food have since been hit and miss. It’s a lovely pub though, and you shouldn’t go wrong lounging in front of the fire with wine, oysters or some dressed crab. Samphire restaurant, popular with local food lovers, deserves to be better known, as does William and Brown tapas bar. More famous is the much-loved Jojo’s meze , which has moved to bigger premises out in Tankerton. If you can’t do the seaside without fish and chips, visit VC Jones’s . I’m the fussiest chip eater in the world and these more than passed muster on the crisp-exterior-soft-interior factor, and the 50s style dining room has its own charm. I wandered into David Brown deli , a little gem on Harbour St, and bought some phenomenally tasty sausage rolls I’d heard about from locals. Buy coffee here, for heaven’s sake, rather than the Costa coffee down the road. A few miles west, in its own league, and in very much its own peculiar setting, is The Sportsman run by the affable Stephen Harris. Catch him and he’ll rhapsodise about his beloved location, for the melancholic romance of the place, and the environmental peculiarities that inform the ingredients he uses, the salt marshes that feed the lambs on Monkshill Farm along the road, the sea air that sweeps across the landscape, the estuary full of fish, the seaweed on the shore. The Sportsman attracts punters from all over the world clutching press cuttings about the chefs making their own salt, but it’s as unpretentious a place as you’re likely to find. Book the tasting menu if you’re superorganised, preorder the sample tasting menu if you’re only a bit of a planner. Or, if you’re hopelessly disorganised, as am I, enjoy something from the daily menus chalked on the blackboard. We had steamed wild sea bass with sprout tops, a rich bisque-like crab sauce, and roast chicken, unfussy and big on flavour, from the farm up the road. Along with the home made breads, hand churned butter (with that famous salt) and roll mop herrings, it was all splendid. Oh, and whatever else you do, make sure you scarf some pork scratchings. Where to stay Forget your fancy hotel rooms, the best spot in Whitstable is in one of the former cocklers’ huts on the shore by the oyster fishery, where you can while hours away at low tide watching oil-skinned collectors pick oysters from the beds out front. They’re right in the heart of the town, a two minute stumble from the pub, just round the corner from many restaurants (and wine merchants Magma’s if you fancy getting cosy with a bottle and some oysters). A memorable place to stay. The Fisherman’s Huts have full kitchens and bathrooms, televisions and DVD players in the bedrooms and range from £130 a night to £225. Breakfast at Hotel Continental, a brisk 10 minute walk along the seafront, is included. • Book through Hotel Continental . Upcoming guide, Discover Thanet , co edited by local foodster, Marina O’Loughlin is packed full of tips for eating out in Kent (follow them now on twitter ) Susan Smillie Lords of the Manor , Upper Slaughter, Gloucestershire The immodestly named Lords of the Manor country house hotel is what was once the Rectory of Upper Slaughter, a village of honey-coloured stone in the Gloucestershire Cotswolds. In common with much of this remorselessly picturesque part of the world the setting makes it easy to imagine yourself living in a gentler age, and here are rich pickings indeed for the historical day-dreamer. In the first half of the 18th century the rectory was once home to Rev Francis Witts, not a particularly well-known man while he lived but almost famous today as the author of a series of diaries spanning almost 60 years and published as The Diary of a Cotswold Parson . As you might expect, the hotel is a handy base for country pursuits like horseriding, shooting and fishing, or if you just fancy a walk for working up an appetite, wellies are available. And it’s well worth the effort, for the heart of this hotel is its kitchen. Under the leadership of executive chef Matt Weedon, the restaurant has held a Michelin star for the last three years and his menu of well-conceived and impeccably presented modern British dishes is complemented by an award-winning cellar boasting some 700 wines. Sommelier Fabrice Bouffant prides himself on the range of wines matched with the food and available by the glass, not just by the bottle. After an entertaining canapé of fish, chips and mushy peas, and a surprise amuse bouche of pea velouté and coconut foam, a dinnertime starter of lightly smoked breast of wood pigeon and braised Kelmscott pork pastilla with salt baked beetroot was matched by a 2008 d’Arenberg shiraz from south Australia, the familiar fruity Aussie bounciness balancing the salty elements, and lurking tannins picking up the smoke in the pigeon. To follow, the pepper and leather of a Crozes Hermitage 2005 drew out the red wine sauce gracing a main course of alluringly pink Longhorn beef rib and a braised ox cheek with Hereford snails, parsley, cep confit and pommes anna. A dessert of prune and Armagnac soufflé was perfectly matched with a sticky 2001 vin santo del Chianti classico, tasting exactly like (you guessed it) a prune and Armagnac soufflé. If the wine list demonstrates a truly global reach, the origins of the ingredients are positively parochial; vegetables come in from Lower Oddington, Burford Brown eggs from Great Barrington, and bread from pastries from Shipton-under-Wychwood, all within 10 miles, to name but a few. Most locally of all, Simon Weaver supplies brie style cheeses (the blue is particularly fine) from his creamery at Kirkham Farm less than a mile up the road. In fact, all the cheeses on the impressive trolley (a roll-top glass affair the size of an oil drum) are from the UK. Out and about There’s plenty in the area to keep you occupied in between meals, too. A very pleasant meander of a mile and half takes you to Lower Slaughter, a champagne truffle in this chocolate-box locale, where you can saunter round the recently restored water mill (entrance to the small museum is a heady £1.25) and its souvenir and retro-clothing shop, and enjoy homemade ice-creams or a cuppa by the mill pond. In the other direction a stroll takes you to Kirkham Farm where you can buy cheeses from the creamery door. The staff at Lords, a interesting mix of European nationalities, are all encouraged to eat out locally so they can advise guests about places they might enjoy. Following their recommendation, I had a very good lunch at The Fox Inn in Lower Oddington , a pleasant, family-friendly pub down the road. The only thing missing was more time to explore. • Book via the hotel’s website . Rooms start at £195, a two course dinner costs £65pp and the 6 course tasting menu is £85pp Rick Peters • More foodie hotels tomorrow: Isle of Skye, Isle of Wight, Buckinghamshire, Lancashire Food & drink Hotels Food and drink Matthew Fort Susan Smillie Kate Carter Rick Peters guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …Dear Science was the Guardian’s favourite album of 2008 – but what do you make of the follow-up? In 2008, TV On the Radio pulled out all the stops with Dear Science, a record that did more interesting things with guitars than any other since OK Computer. We named it our album of the year and so did many other publications (MTV, Pitchfork, Horse and Hound). The follow-up, Nine Types of Light, is a more relaxed affair – possibly because it was recorded at Dave Sitek’s LA home with BBQ and ping pong every day, and possibly because this is a band who feel they’ve earned the right to take their time over an album and enjoy making it a little bit more. The classic TVOTR sound is still here – cosmic soul, falsetto, shards of guitar – but the mood is mellower and they’re not scared to tackle the humble love song. You can read a full review of the album in Friday’s Film&Music or check out an interview with the band in Saturday’s Guardian Guide. But for now, here’s the exclusive album stream – have a listen and let us know what you think in the comments section below. TV on the Radio Pop and rock Indie guardian.co.uk/music guardian.co.uk
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