It didn’t take Beck long to inject himself in his usual vile way into a tragedy and make it actually worse. Speaking on his radio show Monday, Beck said, “I’m not saying God is, you know, causing earthquakes,” before quickly adding, “I’m not not saying that either.” He then said that whatever one called God, “there’s a message being sent. And that is, ‘Hey, you know that stuff we’re doing? Not really working out real well. Maybe we should stop doing some of it.’ I’m just saying.” If I believed in this sort of thing I might ask Beck if maybe the messages that he’s hearing from GOD about this natural disaster are being directed towards Conservatives because of the way “they have been doing things”? Cut out the crazy, please. That wouldn’t be GOD speaking of course, it would be humanity.
Continue reading …63-year-old aging rock star Elton John wants to be a guest star on the hit TV series “Glee” with the storyline that he's the lover of the overbearing coach of the cheerleaders, but he ends up in bed with the show's 16-year-old gay virgin. This was revealed by the Emmy Award-winning co-star of the program Jane Lynch on Monday's “Tonight Show” (video follows with transcript and commentary): JAY LENO, HOST: Now, I want to, is there any truth that Elton John will be on “Glee,” is this true? JANE LYNCH, “GLEE”: I don't know if he'll be on “Glee,” but, he loves the show. LENO: Mm-hmm. LYNCH: He came up to me at the event and said that he had had lunch with Ryan Murphy, who is the guy who created our show. LENO: Right. LYNCH: He's our lord and creator, and… LENO: Right. LYNCH: He pitched Ryan some potential storylines that he could be a part of. He said the first thing he said, “What I'd like to do is perhaps be your lover, but I end up in bed with Chris.” [ Laughter ] LYNCH: Now Chris on the show is sixteen, so that would be jail bait, would it not? LENO: Yeah. That would be. That would not be. Yeah. That would tend to frown on that. LYNCH: Yes. But I hope he'll be on the show. LENO: Well, it sounds like him, because, you know, 'cause he’s one of those of those hot and cold. LYNCH: Yeah. LENO: “No. Get away.” Or, if he came up to you guys with ideas, that means he wants to be on the show. LYNCH: Well, that would be great. I mean, I think it would be awesome. Wouldn’t it? LENO: That would be cool, yeah. Yeah, that would be awesome and so cool. Let's get a 63-year-old guy on the show that proposed ending up in bed with one of the lead characters who happens to be a 16-year-old gay virgin. That would be must-see TV. But the depravity here on John's part goes even further. If he actually is a fan of the show, he must know that Kurt, the character Chris Coffer plays, is a total naive, innocent, sweet kid that has no idea what sex is. That includes homosexual sex. In last week's episode – full disclosure, I'm a huge fan of the show – we found out that Kurt is so innocent when it comes to sex that his gay bestfriend approached his father to have a pseudo “birds and the bees” discussion with his son. The friend's fear was that Kurt is so naive and innocent that his first sexual encounter could be with the wrong person for all the wrong reasons, and it could end up being unprotected. Kurt's father then had a chat with his son – pamphlets and all – until Kurt got so embarrassed by it he excused himself and walked out of the kitchen. So, yes, let's get 63-year-old Elton John on the show despite his desire to end up in bed with this fictitious child. By all means.
Continue reading …63-year-old aging rock star Elton John wants to be a guest star on the hit TV series “Glee” with the storyline that he's the lover of the overbearing coach of the cheerleaders, but he ends up in bed with the show's 16-year-old gay virgin. This was revealed by the Emmy Award-winning co-star of the program Jane Lynch on Monday's “Tonight Show” (video follows with transcript and commentary): JAY LENO, HOST: Now, I want to, is there any truth that Elton John will be on “Glee,” is this true? JANE LYNCH, “GLEE”: I don't know if he'll be on “Glee,” but, he loves the show. LENO: Mm-hmm. LYNCH: He came up to me at the event and said that he had had lunch with Ryan Murphy, who is the guy who created our show. LENO: Right. LYNCH: He's our lord and creator, and… LENO: Right. LYNCH: He pitched Ryan some potential storylines that he could be a part of. He said the first thing he said, “What I'd like to do is perhaps be your lover, but I end up in bed with Chris.” [ Laughter ] LYNCH: Now Chris on the show is sixteen, so that would be jail bait, would it not? LENO: Yeah. That would be. That would not be. Yeah. That would tend to frown on that. LYNCH: Yes. But I hope he'll be on the show. LENO: Well, it sounds like him, because, you know, 'cause he’s one of those of those hot and cold. LYNCH: Yeah. LENO: “No. Get away.” Or, if he came up to you guys with ideas, that means he wants to be on the show. LYNCH: Well, that would be great. I mean, I think it would be awesome. Wouldn’t it? LENO: That would be cool, yeah. Yeah, that would be awesome and so cool. Let's get a 63-year-old guy on the show that proposed ending up in bed with one of the lead characters who happens to be a 16-year-old gay virgin. That would be must-see TV. But the depravity here on John's part goes even further. If he actually is a fan of the show, he must know that Kurt, the character Chris Coffer plays, is a totally naive, innocent, sweet kid that has no idea what sex is. That includes homosexual sex. In last week's episode – full disclosure, I'm a huge fan of the show – we found out that Kurt is so innocent when it comes to sex that his gay bestfriend approached his father to have a pseudo “birds and the bees” discussion with his son. The friend's fear was that Kurt is so naive and innocent that his first sexual encounter could be with the wrong person for all the wrong reasons, and it could end up being unprotected. Kurt's father then had a chat with his son – pamphlets and all – until Kurt got so embarrassed by it he excused himself and walked out of the kitchen. So, yes, let's get 63-year-old Elton John on the show despite his desire to end up in bed with this fictitious child. By all means.
Continue reading …The Kinect hacks keep rollin’, and we just keep on lovin’ every one of ‘em — despite most being decidedly non-practical. This one actually is, created by Sebastian Pirch at 3rD-EYE, a media production company. He’s made a free-space 3D modeling tool using a Kinect camera to track his hands, which he uses to create points in space and draft a model. To provide greater control he then made two Arduino -powered gloves that detect finger touches — basically DIY Peregrines . Using different connections of finger-presses he can move the entire model, move single points, create new points, create new polygons, and basically do everything he needs to do to create a mesh, which can then be imported into 3ds Max for further refinement. He even manages to make it all look fun, thus besting Lockheed Martin’s similar system that’s powered by zombies . Continue reading Kinect + homemade Power Gloves = 3D modeling in free-space (video) Kinect + homemade Power Gloves = 3D modeling in free-space (video) originally appeared on Engadget on Tue, 15 Mar 2011 11:21:00 EDT. Please see our terms for use of feeds . Permalink
Continue reading …A top aide to wanna-be presidential candidate Haley Barbour has resigned after joking in an email about the Japanese tsunami tragedy. The Mississippi governor’s press secretary, Dan Turner, abruptly quit following press reports of the quip. In the message, Turner referred to Otis Redding’s song Sittin’ on the Dock of…
Continue reading …Uniformed officers in squad car dispatched to confront family in Dorset after tip-off about actions of girls aged four and six Police rushed a pair of officers in a marked car to a park after two young sisters were spotted picking daffodils. Sienna Marengo, four, was seen picking flowers with six-year-old stepsister Olivia in Poole, Dorset. A member of the public reported them to police and two constables attended and advised the girls’ mother, Jane Errington, that she and her partner, Marc Marengo, could be arrested for criminal damage. The couple expressed anger at the “heavy-handed” response and accused police of wasting time. Errington said the officers watched the family for 20 minutes before speaking to them. She said Sienna had been left too upset to return to the public park, fearing being “taken away by the police”. The family had been enjoying the spring sunshine with a walk through Whitecliff Park on Sunday when the girls broke off and started to pick daffodils. Errington, who owns a property maintenance business, said: “The little ones had been riding their bikes but after a while they got bored and went to play in the daffodils. “I didn’t see them pick any flowers, but the next thing we knew a police patrol car pulled up and the officers in it started watching us. “We didn’t know what was going on and after about 20 minutes my partner started feeling very uncomfortable. “Two male police officers then came up to us, saying they’d had a report of flowers being ripped up. They said we had committed a crime. “The little ones were really upset and started crying. It was quite frightening for them. They did have daffodils in their hands – I’d say about 20 between them – and they had been picking them up and sorting them out like children do. “If we’d seen it, we would have stopped them, but all it needed was for whoever complained to have approached us and made us aware. “I had to explain to them that the police are friendly and it was just a mistake. I explained to them that the flowers were there for everybody and that in the future we will leave them there. “I just felt it was unnecessary and upsetting. Surely the police have better ways to spend their time and taxpayers’ money?” Whitecliff Park is owned by the council and therefore removing property from it is an offence. A relative of Poole Conservative councillor Peter Adams called the police. Adams said: “The children weren’t just taking one or two daffodils, it was big clumps of them. “I was surprised that the police sent a squad car with two PCs. I would have expected a PCSO [a police community support officer] to turn up and have a quiet word with them.” A spokesman for Dorset police said: “We were told a significant amount of daffodils were being pulled out and thrown around. “Two police constables attended, spoke to the mother of the children and explained that as the flowers were laid by the council for the enjoyment of all, that people were not allowed to pick them. “The officers had to advise her that by law it was criminal damage, in case they were not aware.” Crime Police Steven Morris guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …Fangs a lot. An amorous boa constrictor nipped Israeli model Orit Fox’s breast during a salacious tete-a-tete and ended up dead—from silicone poisoning. Fox’s teasing tongue play with her slithering pal on Spanish TV turned to horrified screams as the snake sunk his fangs into her left boob, reports…
Continue reading …Karl Ness and Qhuram Awan jailed for aiding Northumberland gunman during his shooting frenzy last year Two accomplices who helped shotgun killer Raoul Moat during his murderous rampage last summer have been jailed for life. Karl Ness, 26, and Qhuram Awan, 23, were convicted at Newcastle crown court on Friday of a series of serious offences following a five-week trial. On Tuesday, Ness, from Dudley, North Tyneside, was sentenced to life with a minimum term of 40 years following his conviction for murder, and Awan, from Blyth, Northumberland, was given life with a minimum of 20 years. Ness was with Moat on the night he shot his ex-girlfriend Samantha Stobbart and killed her new boyfriend Chris Brown – who he believed was a police officer – last July. Ness was convicted of murdering Brown and a firearms offence. Both men were convicted of conspiracy to murder, attempted murder and robbing a chip shop that Moat held up the day after he shot and blinded unarmed police officer PC David Rathband. Mr Justice McCombe said: “Here we have a case where three men formulated a plan to murder policemen indiscriminately, and then, pursuant to the plan, attempted (to within the thinnest thread of human life) to kill one officer, with appalling consequences.” There was no reaction from Ness as he was sentenced. Awan smiled ruefully to his father in the public gallery as he was led away. Earlier, Rathband, the police officer left blinded by Moat, wept as the details of his injuries were outlined to the judge. The trial heard that Moat was intent on revenge when he heard that his former girlfriend Samantha Stobbart had a new partner. Moat asked his friend Ness to spy on her while he was still in prison and the day after his release, the pair went looking for her and her boyfriend, Brown, 29. Moat murdered Brown and shot and seriously injured Stobbart, 22, before fleeing. The former bouncer and steroid user was convinced Brown was a police officer and 24 hours later he rang Northumbria police to declare war on the force, adding he was “hunting for officers”. Awan drove Ness and Moat in his black Lexus car when they chanced upon a parked police patrol car. Inside was Rathband, a 43-year-old father-of-two. Awan stopped and Moat crept up on the unarmed officer before twice shooting him at close range. He survived but was blinded. Ness and Awan later helped Moat set up a woodland camp near Rothbury, Northumberland, and went shopping for supplies for him. Although they claimed to have been held hostage, neither man alerted the authorities during these trips away from Moat. In CCTV images shown to the jury, both defendants could be seen calmly browsing the aisles for food or clothes. When they were arrested on the edge of the village, Moat managed to escape. The killer remained at large for another three days until he was cornered and shot himself following a six-hour standoff. Paul Sloan QC, defending Ness, said: “Had it not been for Moat, none of these offences would have been committed.” Jeremy Carter-Manning, defending Awan, also referred to the missing killer, saying: “This trial is Hamlet without the prince.” He said psychiatric tests showed his client was “easily led”. Raoul Moat Crime Gun crime Helen Carter guardian.co.uk
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