Chris Matthews apparently misses moderating Republican debates and hectoring the candidates with bizarre questions. On Thursday's Hardball, hours before the first GOP face-off, the cable anchor dreamed up hypothetical queries he would like to see: ” Question to Mr. Candidate, do you believe in evolution? Are you a fundamentalist who believes in the Bible as written? Has man been around millions of years or, say, just about 6,000? ” Apparently this question is crucial as it determines “whether you believe in science or not.” On the week Osama bin Laden was killed, Matthews added this relevant inquiry: “A question for the fundamentalists who give that answer, why do we conduct health experiments for people on animals if there's no relation?”