Of course, this form of collective bargaining is a mere formality. Without basic medical care, women get UTIs, yeast infections, and all sorts of fun stuff that will prevent them from having sex. Or so I’m told. So gents, while those of you who oppose funding for women’s healthcare aren’t literally cutting off your noses to spite your faces, there are anatomical equivalents that you are welcome to plop into that metaphor. Waytogo, geniuses. Naturally, none of this is meant to exclude members of the LGBT community from this proposed arrangement. And there are lots of ways to help . And, for anyone who may somehow think this an objectifying premise in service of satirical advocacy, our apologies. But at least we aren’t the first .