For the second week in a row since returning from his summer hiatus, it didn't take HBO's Bill Maher long to begin attacking conservatives. Roughly one minute into his opening monolog on Friday's “Real Time,” the host mocked Texas governor Rick Perry's performance at Thursday's presidential debate and disgustingly quipped, “Sarah Palin was watching and she said, 'If only he was black, I'd f–k him'” (video follows with transcript and commentary, vulgarity alert):