Mixing New York scuzz and west coast shimmer, this washed-out J Mascis purveys wondrous chill-grunge Hometown: Jacksonville, Florida. The lineup: Uno Yu-No (music, production). The background: What’s that over there? Is it a boy? Is it a band? No, it’s Unouomedude. A boyband – as in, one boy who does everything a band does, on his own, not a bunch of prancing karaoke muppets in Top Shop dummy threads . A one-man-band, if you will, although not one of those you used to see in the 60s clunking down the road, carrying a guitar and a tambourine and a drum on his back, looking like a collision with a junk shop . No, this is a modern variant on the all-singing, all-performing paradigm. As it says on his Bandcamp: “All songs written, recorded and produced by Uno Yu-No.” The songs, which he’s been posting on the world-famous internet since last summer, are pretty decent, and posit Jacksonville, Florida as a viable alternative home of woozy chill-pop. You can sort of tell that Black Kids came from there. Less immediately discernible is that it was the birthplace of Lynyrd Skynyrd. Then again, what Unouomedude does (try saying that when you’re stoned or hammered, or both) is so much faster and thrashier – and guitarier – than chillwave it requires a new name, even if that name is probably not “chill-boogie” or “chill-punk”. The single, Frequency, comprises just two chords, but they do the trick, enhanced by our old friend reverb and Yu-No’s fey, faux-bored vocals. It’s equal parts New York scuzz-rock and west coast shimmer, with shades of Vaccines and some ooh-oohs like an off-tune Mike Love that make a mockery of the notion of perfect harmony. The flip, Frequency II, is more than just a variant on the alternate-take-of-A-side, with its quasi-churchy, chanty multi-tracked vocals and varispeed handclaps. It’s a bit Witch, a bit Salem. Teens is grunge-lite, like Dinosaur Jr on a diet playing an anorexic Freak Scene. Nightlight, too, essays a kind of chill-grunge with a washed-out J Mascis in charge. It skitters along at a brisk pace but the chord change on the chorus suggests sadness, regret, longing, all the classics. Buildings has an enervated energy all its own, while Birthday Party is Drums-style high-school hop-pop revisited. Quite different is Dream Home, which features dizzyingly looped synths worthy of Oneohtrix Point Never and the sardonic euphoria of MGMT. Our favourite by some distance, however, is Icarus , a collaboration with Police Academy 6 – not the mirthless “comedy” franchise but yet more wondrous purveyors of surftronica. It’s so good, so listlessly lovely, you’d almost forgive Yu-No, whoever he really is, if he turned up on Police Academy 7 pleasuring the commandant . The buzz: “Bands like Wavves and No Age might come to mind off the bat, but Uno separates himself by exploring realms far outside lo-fi or punk with a hand of subtlety that doesn’t come easy” – inyourspeakers.com . The truth: He hits the right Frequency, even if his name sounds like a bad teen comedy starring Ashton Kutcher . Most likely to: Cast a spell. Least likely to: Spell his real name. What to buy: Frequency is released tomorrow on Old Flame . File next to: Russian Futurists, Flaming Lips, DOM, Vaccines. Links: unouomedude.com . Tuesday’s new band: Loick Essien. Pop and rock Indie Paul Lester guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …Apple share falls less quickly as Google operating system takes over – but Windows Phone has barely sold half of the 2m handsets shipped, say new figures Nokia is suffering dramatic falls in market share worldwide, and RIM has seen a calamitous fall in its US sales – while the Android mobile operating system is streaking past rivals in almost every developed country to become the dominant player everywhere. New figures provided exclusively to The Guardian by Kantar WorldPanel Comtech shows Nokia’s market share for smartphones dropping from 10% to just over 1% in the US over the past six months, meaning it sold only about 160,000 top-end devices there. The story is the same for the troubled Finnish phone manufacturer in every country over a 12-month or six-month period, with a collapse in market share that bodes badly ahead of its quarterly financial results due this Thursday. The story is no more encouraging for RIM, which according to Kantar has seen a huge fall in the number of sales in the US, the world’s biggest smartphone market. There its share has fallen from 32.5% in June 2010 to just 10.6% in March 2011, meaning that it only sold an estimated 1.4m devices there. Apple is also being rapidly eclipsed by Android devices, though Kantar notes that the introduction in the US of its iPhone to the Verizon network provided an uplift to sales, so that it actually increased its market share there. But in other countries, notably the UK, Germany, France and Japan, the iPhone saw double-digit falls in market share – which could mean that even if it is selling more phones, it is not growing the number as quickly as the market is expanding. Meanwhile Microsoft’s Windows Phone launch has made barely a ripple, with the company’s share of the market falling in every country as the last of its previous-generation Windows Mobile phones are phased out. Kantar’s figures suggest that only 1m Windows Phone devices were sold since they launched – around half the number that Microsoft has repeatedly said have been “shipped”. “The key underlying trend is that Android is growing in every country,” said Dominic Sunnebo, consumer insight director for Kantar. “Windows Phone handsets have had virtually no impact on the market; until Nokia starts to produce versions of them, I don’t think that we are going to see anything, because there’s no key reason why you could choose one over an iPhone or Android phone – those can already do everything you might want to do with a Windows Phone handset.” Sunnebo warned that Apple faces serious dilution of its market share unless it expands its handset range quickly. “The lesson of Android is that if you release enough handsets, they are going to sell. It’s hard for Apple to compete against that if they’re only producing one new handset per year, especially when the growth in this market is among the low-end devices. Apple is profitable in the developed markets such as the US, but if you look into the future, at countries like Brazil, Mexico and Argentina, there’s no way that they can get serious penetration there because of the import duties adding to the sheer cost of the phone. Places like that are where [Nokia's] Symbian is dominant, and that’s where Android is getting to be dominant now.” Rumours have circulated for some time that Apple will try to expand its iPhone offering to take in low-end buyers, as it did when it expanded into the cheaper end of the digital music player market with its iPod mini in 2004. But at that time it controlled the music player market – a situation that doesn’t apply with mobile phones. RIM faces problems because the ASP (average selling price) of its handsets is falling as it tries to expand sales – which keeps revenues strong but cuts profits. “They’ve realised that they can’t compete with Apple and they’re struggling against Android,” said Sunnebo. Meanwhile Windows Phone faces a difficult transition period while it waits for Nokia to make its move, announced in February, to bury Symbian on smartphones and replace it with Windows Phone . The Guardian has forecast that Nokia will not be selling any Windows Phone devices before October , when Microsoft is expected to release a substantial upgrade to the OS, codenamed “Mango”, with enhanced functionality that should put it on feature parity with iOS and Android’s present capabilities. Kantar produces its figures from a global consumer panel, carrying out around 1m interviews per year in Europe alone. It tracks mobile phone purchasing and other behaviour. The data provided excludes enterprise sales. Smartphones Android Apple iPhone Nokia Microsoft Charles Arthur guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …The Strokes went sci-fi, Lauryn Hill wrapped up for the winter, and even Danny DeVito was there. Here’s all the action from this year’s Coachella
Continue reading …Hugh Jackman launches global anti-poverty campaign, Nicolas Cage facing charges, Rio rules the weekend box office. (Apr. 18)
Continue reading …Actor Nicolas Cage was arrested after he got drunk in the city’s French Quarter and argued in the street with his wife, police said Saturday. (April 18)
Continue reading …Glenn Beck announced in a live show that he has sold his Connecticut mansion and will be leaving the New York City area. Wire Update caught the performance, which was being held in Albany on Saturday and streamed online, and reported that Beck had said that his home has been sold. The house has been on the market since December 2009. Back then, Beck, who had bought the house in 2005, was selling the property for just under $4 million ($250,000 less than when he first bought it). The 8,720 square foot colonial sits on 2.8 acres in New Canaan, Connecticut. Beck also talked about the new media empire he intends to build once his departure from a daily role at Fox News is complete. Among other things, he said he will be building a “research department” and develop a “new way to communicate with each other.” And, he said, he will be leaving New York City. “As we build a new media I’m not building it in New York,” he said. TVNewser reported, however, that even if Beck leaves, his company, Mercury Radio Arts, will continue to have many of its operations in New York. Beck has a swanky New York apartment; it’s not clear if he’s selling that too. One thing he will certainly miss: seeing Broadway shows. He’s a devoted theater-goer, and has recently praised the “Spider-Man” musical repeatedly.
Continue reading …In a case of reality not imitating “art,” Dog the notorious bounty hunter bailed actor Nicolas Cage out of jail. Reality star Duane “Dog” Chapman posted Cage’s $11,000 bond after he was charged with domestic abuse and disturbing the peace over the weekend in New Orleans. “I am a…
Continue reading …Classy. An unhinged far left protester screams profanity at a 14 year-old girl who was speaking yesterday at the Madison rally. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Gateway Pundit Discovery Date : 18/04/2011 05:01 Number of articles : 3
Continue reading …April showers interspersed with warm sunshine provide perfect conditions for grass to grow at maximum speed. Listening to the whirr of lawn mowers it is easy to forget that it was grass that made Britain great. Its lush nutritious greenness fed the sheep that made wool our main export; many a village church and manor was built on the profits of wool. Late medieval skills in managing early growth of grass on water meadows were central to this. After lean winter months, cows and sheep got a spring boost before moving on to other pastures. The farmer then gathered the best meadow hay at midsummer for next winter’s fodder. Because grass barely grows at all below 5C, and needs plentiful water, April, May and June are the months to make silage and gather hay for the long winter ahead. After years of more and more industrial methods, farmers are re-evaluating the merits of grass. It is rich in nutrients, grows fast and costs less than other feed. There is one problem: some cows have forgotten that they eat grass. Farmers are being advised: “Cows not used to grazing may stand at the gate for a couple of days and bellow – don’t listen, they will learn to graze, as long as what you put in front of them is quality [grass].” Perhaps the most surprising tip about growing quality grass in 2011 is that fields may need the added nutrient of sulphur, since winter fallout from the burning of sulphurous coal is no longer available. Farming Weather Paul Brown guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …A winking John Berman on Monday used only a little subtlety as mocked Donald Trump for his “enormous” “size.” The Good Morning America reporter turned financial comments by the businessman into something more suggestive: ” We know he has a big ego, but he swears he has big ideas and also an enormous, well, see for yourself .”
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