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Continue reading …JUBA, Sudan-Northern Sudan’s seizure of a contested border region is an act of war, a spokesman for the Southern Sudanese army said Sunday, raising fears that fighting over the town could re-ignite the civil war between north and south. Northern forces with tanks occupied the disputed town of Abyei on Saturday night, scattering southern troops that were there as part of a joint security unit, said Southern officials and a U.N. spokeswoman. Both north and south claim the fertile region, which lies near several important oil fields. Hollywood actor…
Continue reading …The bitterly fought Pluto wars of a few years back showed that even the experts disagree on what is and what isn’t a planet. One thing there’s no quarrel about, of course: a planet is, by definition, something that orbits a star. Except, it turns out, when it isn’t. Writing in the latest issue of Nature, a team of astronomers is reporting the discovery of ten objects roughly the size of Jupiter that seem to be on the loose, roaming the galaxy untethered to any star. And while ten seems like an insignificant number in a galaxy packed with 200 billion or more stars, the search was an extremely limited one. Unless the observers happened to be absurdly lucky, there could actually be a lot more of these rogue Jupiters — perhaps twice as many stars as there are in the Milky Way. See the top 50 space moments since Sputnik. “The implications of this discovery,” writes Joachim Wambsganss, of the Center for Astronomy at the University of Heidelberg in an accompanying Nature commentary, “are profound.” They aren’t, however, completely unexpected. As the known number of more conventional exoplanets — that is, those that actually do orbit stars — has grown to more than 500 in recent years, astronomers have begun to realize that our own well-behaved Solar System isn’t necessarily typical. The eight planets orbit the Sun in nearly circular orbits, all moving in the same direction as the Sun rotates. But plenty of alien worlds orbit their stars in eccentric, somewhat egg-shaped orbits and surprising numbers move around their stars in highly tilted orbits as well. (Non-planet Pluto inscribes just such an inclined and elliptical path.) Some planets even orbit backwards. See pictures of Saturn. That suggests that sometime in the past, close gravitational encounters with other planets flung them out of their previously conventional orbits. Theorists have predicted for years that such close encounters might also fling planets out into interstellar space. “There’s nothing physically mysterious about this,” says David Stevenson, a Caltech astronomer who has been working on rogue-planet scenarios for more than a decade. “It’s a perfectly natural outcome.” See pictures of five nations’ space programs. Still, he says, it’s exciting to see something that had been purely theoretical backed up by hard evidence. It’s also notable that these planets were discovered with a technique that sounds like something out of Star Trek. As Einstein explained nearly a century ago, the gravity of a massive object such as a star or a planet warps the spacetime that surrounds it. If a ray of light passes close by, the light will be diverted, just as though it were passing through a giant lens. In the 1930′s, Einstein realized that if one star passed in front of another, the closer star could act as a “gravitational lens,” focusing the light of the more distant star and making it look brighter. We’d never actually see such an effect, conceded Einstein. All stars orbit the center of the galaxy at slightly different speeds, meaning that they are in constant motion relative to one another; still, the exact lineup needed to make true lensing occur would happen only very rarely, Einstein believed. For once, though, the great man was wrong. The first gravitational lens was spotted in 1979 and they’ve become a mainstay of astronomical research ever since. This has aided in the search for exoplanets, as astronomers scan the skies for double flashes — one caused by a foreground star moving in front of a background star, and one following soon after, caused by the orbiting planet. (See TIME’s space shuttle covers.) It’s not the most efficient way to discover planets, since you never know when just the right line-up will occur, but about dozen star-planet pairs have been found with this technique. The ten free-floating planets revealed themselves the same way, but what distinguished them, says Takahiro Sumi, of Osaka University, the study’s lead author, is that when they pass in front of a background star, “we don’t see any evidence of the host star.” Not, at least, within a billion miles or so of the planets, and based on more conventional studies of exoplanets, that suggests that many if not all of the planets indeed have no host stars at all. The one caveat offered by both Stevenson and Wambsganss is that while these objects are certainly similar in mass to Jupiter, they could, in fact, be more like small stars, having condensed as the central object out of a swirl of cosmic dust and gas, albeit without sufficient mass to light their nuclear fires. Conventional planets condense out of similar clouds, but they are made up of the leftover dust a parent star didn’t use. Some planetary theorists argued that the term “planet” should only apply to the latter, even if two objects have exactly the same mass. See pictures of Earth from space. But offsetting that caveat is an even more exciting possibility. If close encounters can throw Jupiter-sized planets out of a solar system, they can throw smaller, Earth-sized worlds out even more easily — meaning they may outnumber even the hundreds of billions of drifting Jupiters. The brief magnifying flashes they produce would be very hard to detect from the ground, but a proposed space telescope known as the Microlensing Planet Finder could do it, and even find planets as small as Mars. In theory, the mission could fly by 2020. In these days of reduced budgets, however, there’s no guarantee that will actually happen. But if it does, we may soon know what the theorists already suspect: that the Milky Way is teeming with free-range planets of all sizes, floating silently and forlornly in the spaces between the stars. See TIME’s Complete Coverage: Space & Astronomy. Source: TIME
Continue reading …Now that her run at the “CBS Evening News” has come to an end, Katie Couric has some time to kill until work gets underway on her expected syndicated show. Accepting some awards might help fill some time. To that end, the WNBA announced that it will present Couric with the 2011 WNBA Inspiration Award on May 24 . The award recognizes “an individual who inspires others through her personal and professional leadership.” “ Katie Couric ’s incredible leadership in the news industry along with her selfless efforts to increase cancer awareness and screenings has made her a true inspiration not only in her field but for the millions of women and young people who aspire to do great things just like her,” said WNBA president Laurel Richie in a statement. “ The WNBA is thrilled to recognize Katie and her outstanding accomplishments with the 2011 WNBA Inspiration Award .” The WNBA will also give the CieAura Pioneer Award to Lisa Leslie , who help put the league on the map. Source : Media Bistro
Continue reading …David Letterman was not invited to Oprah’s “ big gala ” in Chicago on Tuesday night, and the late-night host, whose relationship with the queen of daytime television has never been hunky-dory, is so upset he feels like his head is going to explode. Or so he says. On last night’s show, Letterman first honored Winfrey during his monologue, laying it on so thick in his typical flip style that you couldn’t tell if he meant a word of it. Take a look below. Once he got behind the desk, he shifted gears, ranting about his snub in mock anger. “I spent the last 12 to 15 years kissing up to Oprah,” he fumed. “Honest to God. Every day, I get out of bed and I think, What can I do to suck up to Oprah?” Paul Shaffer consoled Letterman by saying, “I don’t blame you for being upset,” but the host wasn’t finished. “More than upset. Crushed. Disappointed and crushed. I want to bask in the glory that is Oprah, who doesn’t? I say, who doesn’t? So I’m laboring with a broken heart here tonight.” It’s interesting: Oprah is the one person who seems to flummox Letterman. I actually believe him when he once told Jon Stewart, “In the beginning, Oprah frightened me … because she could squash me like a bug. She could put me out of the business. And she hated me, that’s what it was.” As a result, he constantly struggles with the right comic tone whenever her name is mentioned. He seems to be torn between wanting her to like him and resenting the fact that he has to make the effort in the first place, so that even the kindest words come out with traces of bitterness. Did his “rant” seem playful to you, or was his insincerity indicative of their complicated relationship? Source : POP Watch
Continue reading …The hour of the apocalypse came quietly and went the same way, leaving those who believed that Saturday evening would mark the world’s end confused, or more faithful, or just skeptical. (May 22)
Continue reading …Filmmakers and fashionistas alike flocked to amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS Gala held as part of the 64th Annual Cannes Film Festival on Thursday night. The sartorial order of the night seemed to be either white or black — but a few famous faces went for pops of color, namely Janet Jackson, actress Fan Bingbing and model Doutzen Kroes. Some other style standouts: Milla Jovovich in champagne Versace, feathered Carine Roitfeld who arrived with Kanye West, Karolina Kurkova’s armful of pearls, Giovanna Battaglia’s truly puzzling, bikini-like top-half, Irina Shayk showing some skin and princess-to-be Charlene Wittstock, whom we’re always glad to see. However, the evening wasn’t just about the ensembles. The fundraiser brought in a record-breaking $10 million, toppling last year’s $7.64 million, according to AFP. And attendees sat under a portrait of Elizabeth Taylor, who hosted the first Cinema Against AIDS Gala in 1993. Check out who was there and, of course, who wore what.
Continue reading …Sunday’s Washington Post Magazine features House Speaker John Boehner on the cover, and next to his face are the words “While the SPEAKER battles against the Democrats, is his BIGGEST THREAT from his own party?” (All the words are capitalized, actually, but “Speaker” and “biggest threat” are much larger.) Post reporter Michael Leahy spent several pages wondering if the “Young Guns” directly under Boehner will eventually overtake him if he’s not “feverish” enough for the
Continue reading …We already wished the Apple Store a happy 10th anniversary , looking back to see what’s changed (and what hasn’t) in a decade of retail presence. Now Apple’s tweaking things even more, launching the so-called Apple Store 2.0. iPads have been scattered throughout, deployed to run as mini-kiosks and providing information about various products on display. Users can learn more about any particular gadget on the tablets, figure out pricing, and even hit a button to have a sales associate swing by — for when turning around and saying “excuse me” is just too much work. The new experience has already launched in Australia and we’re guessing will hit American stores later today, though we wouldn’t be shocked if Apple has a few extras surprises for us in the next day or so as well. [Thanks, Khan] Continue reading Apple Store celebrates 10th anniversary with 2.0 experience, iPads locked in Lucite (video) Apple Store celebrates 10th anniversary with 2.0 experience, iPads locked in Lucite (video) originally appeared on Engadget on Sun, 22 May 2011 07:02:00 EDT. Please see our terms for use of feeds . Permalink
Continue reading …Southern Sudan army describes attack on disputed Abyei as an act of war and urges UN mission to protect town’s population North Sudanese troops have seized the contested town of Abyei, increasing fears of conflict as the south Sudan prepares to become the world’s newest country. Northern forces took the town after two days of aerial bombardment and mortar fire which forced the population to flee. A spokesman for the southern army described the attack as an act of war. “We didn’t declare war,” said an army spokesman, Colonel Philip Aguer. “The National Congress party [Sudan's ruling party] and the Sudan armed forces declared war on us.” Aguer called for the UN mission in Sudan to protect the people of Abyei, claiming the northern government intended to “displace civilians and commit human rights violations as they did in Darfur”. The escalation of violence at the most volatile spot along Sudan’s contested north-south border comes against the backdrop of a four-day visit by the UN security council to Sudan. Southern Sudan will become independent on 9 July and the UN has expressed concerns about recent violence there and at several locations across the contested border region. Sudanese state television, based in Khartoum, said “enemy forces” had been expelled, and the state news agency Suna reported that Sudan’s president, Omar Hassan al-Bashir, had removed the two leaders of the Abyei administration and dissolved the region’s administrative council. The UN peacekeeping mission in Sudan issued a statement on Saturday calling for the immediate cessation of hostilities in Abyei and urging the north and south to protect civilians in areas where fighting may be ongoing. Southern Sudan’s independence, approved overwhelmingly in a referendum in January, is less than two months away and Abyei’s future is the most important outstanding issue remaining to be settled between north and south. Sudan Africa guardian.co.uk
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