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Continue reading …NEW YORK — Even before she began berating the chair umpire, things were not going well for Serena Williams in the U.S. Open final. Her strokes were off-target. Her opponent, Sam Stosur, was playing better than ever. And Williams’ deficit was growing more and more daunting. So facing a break point at the start of the second set Sunday night, Williams ripped a forehand that she celebrated with her familiar yell of “Come on!” The problem, it turned out, was she screamed as Stosur was reaching for a backhand, so the point wasn’t finished. The chair umpire awarded the point to Stosur, setting Williams off on a series of insults directed at the official, a scene far less ugly than – yet reminiscent of – the American’s tirade at the same tournament two years ago. In the end, Stosur’s powerful shots and steadiness allowed her to beat Williams 6-2, 6-3 in a surprisingly lopsided upset for her first Grand Slam title. Stosur left the court as the U.S. Open champion; Williams’ night ended with her facing possible disciplinary action. A sampling of what Williams said to chair umpire Eva Asderaki: _”You’re out of control.” _”You’re a hater, and you’re just unattractive inside.” _”Really, don’t even look at me.” Asked at her news conference whether she regretted any of her words, the 13-time Grand Slam champion rolled her eyes and replied: “I don’t even remember what I said. It was just so intense out there. … I guess I’ll see it on YouTube.” She won’t be the only one, for sure. Stosur probably will prefer to watch footage of some of the points she dominated. “I’m still kind of speechless. I can’t actually believe I won this tournament,” Stosur said later, the silver U.S. Open trophy sitting a few feet away. “I guess to go out there and play the way I did is obviously just an unbelievable feeling, and you always hope and you want to be able to do that, but to actually do it, is unbelievable.” The ninth-seeded Stosur became the first Australian woman to win a major championship since Evonne Goolagong Cawley at Wimbledon in 1980. Stosur received a text from the former player that read: “Twinkletoes, you finally have got what you deserved.” Only 2-9 in tournament finals before beating Williams, Stosur made the U.S. Open the third consecutive Grand Slam tournament with a first-time women’s major champion, after Li Na at the French Open, and Petra Kvitova at Wimbledon. This was only the 27-year-old Stosur’s third title at any tour-level event, and what a way to do it. She took advantage of Williams’ so-so serving and finished with 12 unforced errors to Williams’ 25. Most of all, Stosur avoided being distracted by the bizarre events that unfolded in the second set’s opening game. Asderaki ruled that Williams hindered Stosur’s ability to complete that point and awarded it to Stosur, putting her ahead 1-0. Williams went over to talk to Asderaki, saying, “I’m not giving her that game.” Williams also said: “I promise you, that’s not cool. That’s totally not cool.” Spectators began jeering, delaying the start of the next game as both players waited for the noise to subside. “It was probably the loudest I ever felt a crowd in my whole entire life. You’re right in the middle of it. It was definitely a quite overwhelming feeling,” Stosur said. “But once I hit that next ball in the court and started playing again, I felt settled. I guess it definitely could have been the big, pivotal point in the match.” The truth is, the outcome never really appeared to be in doubt. Even Williams acknowledged as much. “She was cracking ‘em today,” said Williams, whose five games matched her lowest total in 240 Grand Slam matches. “She definitely hit hard and just went for broke.” Tournament director Brian Earley said Asderaki’s ruling was proper, according to U.S. Tennis Association spokesman Chris Widmaier. International Tennis Federation rules say: “If a player is hindered in playing the point by a deliberate act of the opponent(s), the player shall win the point. However, the point shall be replayed if a player is hindered in playing the point by either an unintentional act of the opponent(s), or something outside the player’s own control (not including a permanent fixture).” Williams said later she thought the last part of the rule applied – and the point should have been replayed – such as when one player’s hat flies off during a point. “I guess the rules of tennis are there for a reason,” Stosur said. “She made the call that she felt was right.” In the heat of the moment, Williams had trouble putting the whole episode behind her and continued to berate Asderaki. The chair umpire issued a code violation warning for verbal abuse, and the USTA said Earley would speak to the Asderaki and review tape to determine whether Williams would be fined. That decision will be announced Monday. When Stosur wrapped up the match with a forehand winner, Williams refused the customary post-match handshake with the chair umpire. This sort of thing has happened before at the U.S. Open to Williams, who won the tournament in 1999, 2002 and 2008. In the 2009 semifinals against Kim Clijsters, Williams was called for a foot-fault that set her off on a profanity-laced outburst at a line judge. Williams lost a point there, and because it came on match point, Clijsters won. That led to an immediate $10,000 fine from the U.S. Tennis Association and later a record $82,500 fine from Grand Slam committee director Bill Babcock, who also put Williams on a “probationary period” at Grand Slam tournaments in 2010 and 2011, saying that fine could wind up doubled. The USTA said Babcock will determine whether what Williams said to Asderaki on Sunday is a “major event” that counts as a violation of that probation. A poor call during Williams’ 2004 U.S. Open quarterfinal loss to Jennifer Capriati was cited as a main reason for the introduction of replay technology in tennis. “It’s just always something,” said Williams’ mother, Oracene Price. “And it seems to happen to us.” Because of rain during this year’s tournament, the women’s final was pushed from Saturday night to Sunday. It was preceded by a moment of silence in memory of the victims of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks, “9/11/01″ was painted in white next to the blue court to commemorate the 10th anniversary, and the U.S. flag atop Arthur Ashe Stadium was at half-mast. A couple of hours before stepping on court, Williams tweeted: “My Thoughts and prayers to all who lost loved ones on 9-11. I know the entire country is with you today. I’m playing for you today.” Stosur was playing in only her second major final – she was the runner-up at the 2010 French Open – while Williams was in her 17th. “I felt like I was definitely the underdog,” Stosur said. For all of her edges in experience, Williams was the one who started a bit shakily. She was back in action less than 18 hours after winning her semifinal over No. 1 Caroline Wozniacki on Saturday night, and Williams’ game was sleepy. “It was a little bit of a tough turnaround, but I don’t think it would have made a difference today,” said Williams, who said she didn’t fall asleep until after 4 a.m. “I just probably should have been lighter on my toes and move in a little faster.” Her serve – usually one of her top shots – was problematic, slower and less accurate than usual: Only three of her initial 14 first serves landed in, and they hovered around 100 mph. Told she’d put 35 percent of her first serves in play during the first set, Williams replied: “Wow. That’s not so good.” Williams pushed a backhand long to get broken and fall behind 2-1. She flubbed another backhand to lose serve and make it 5-2. When Stosur smacked a forehand winner moments later, she had taken 12 points in a row and owned the first set. That was the first set Williams had lost in seven matches during this U.S. Open, a run that included four victories over women ranked in the top 20. She said her poor play Sunday is what made her so excited when she hit the forehand that led to all the commotion. “It was beautiful. I hit it, like, right in the sweet spot,” Williams said. “It was a good shot, and it was the only good shot I think I hit. I was like, ‘Woo-hoo!’” That moment of joy didn’t last long. Entering the final, Williams was 18-0 on hard courts this season, a full-throttle comeback after missing nearly a year because of health scares, including cuts on her feet from glass at a restaurant, two foot operations, clots in her lungs and a gathering of blood beneath the skin of her stomach. She was ranked 175th after a fourth-round exit at Wimbledon, but hadn’t lost since then until Sunday and was seeded 28th at the U.S. Open. “It’s been an arduous road. Six months ago in the hospital, I never thought I’d be standing here today,” Williams said. “I didn’t think I’d be standing, let alone here.” Stosur dealt with her own health issues that could have sidetracked her career, and she became the oldest U.S. Open champion since Martina Navratilova was 30 in 1987. Once a doubles specialist – she’s won Grand Slam titles in women’s and mixed – Stosur only once got past the third round in singles at a major tournament before reaching the 2009 semifinals at the French Open. Her game has improved dramatically since she returned to the tour in April 2008 after about nine months away while recovering from Lyme disease, a tick-born illness that can affect a person’s joints and nervous system. She was ranked 149th two years ago; on Monday, she’ll rise to No. 7. “It kind of made me open my eyes more that you don’t necessarily always get a second chance,” Stosur said. “I wanted to take every opportunity I had, and I have now been able to fulfill that.”
Continue reading …Looks like we’re all indebted to HP in one way or another. Since the TouchPad fire sale began, we’ve seen a noticeable southward shift in tablet pricing — it’s as if iPad rivals finally figured out that battling on price was just about the only way to make a dent in Apple’s enviable market share. Now, we’re seeing Fusion Garage wipe a full $200 from its Grid 10 tablet … before the thing even ships . If you’ll recall, the outfit was aiming for a September 15th release date here in the States, with initial pricing for its 16GB model set for $499 (WiFi-only) / $599 (WiFi + 3G). Out of the blue, those pre-order rates have plummeted to $299 / $399 this morning, giving prospective Grid OS adopters entirely more motivation to buy in. It seems that Amazon hasn’t received the memo quite yet, so those hoping to get in the low-cost line should scurry down to the source link. Naturally, we’ll be bringing you a full-on review as soon as we procure one, and we’re guessing that just became a lot more relevant to your interests. [Thanks, Jeff] Fusion Garage hacks $200 off of Grid 10 tablet, aims to play the undercutting game originally appeared on Engadget on Mon, 12 Sep 2011 10:35:00 EDT. Please see our terms for use of feeds . Permalink
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Continue reading …Dmitry Medvedev and David Cameron express determination to build better relationship between Russia and UK but disagree over extradition of Andrei Lugovoi The Russian president, Dmitry Medvedev, has turned the tables on David Cameron on his first visit to the country as prime minister, raising doubts about the UK’s court system and the level of corruption in British business. In the first bilateral on Russian soil since a diplomatic row damaged relations following the murder in London in 2006 of former KGB spy Alexander Litvinenko, the pair trumpeted agreements reached on British-Russian business. They made it clear that they were determined to build a better relationship while leaving unresolved major differences, instead focusing on the £215m of deals that had already been struck during Cameron’s trip. The one-day bout of intense diplomacy will later see Cameron afforded the first face-to-face contact for a British prime minister with his Russian counterpart, Vladimir Putin, since 2007. The press conference between Cameron and Medvedev saw much banter between the two men, with the Russian president saying he thought Cameron could have been a “very good” KGB spy – a reference to an earlier anecdote Cameron had told about travelling to the country in 1985 as a teenager and apparently being courted by Russians. Cameron’s joke suggested he had narrowly missed possible recruitment to the KGB. Though Cameron and Medvedev said publicly they had agreed to disagree on what should become of the man Britain suspects of murdering Litvinenko – Andrei Lugovoi, whom Russia refuses to extradite – Medvedev went further in questions put to him during the press conference. “You have to learn to respect our legal framework,” he said. “I would like to remind you of article 65 of the Russian constitution says a Russian citizen can’t be extradited for legal proceedings. We should understand it and respect it. “We have questions about how court decisions are come to in the UK but we are not raising these issues.” Cameron has been under pressure to raise concerns about human rights and the conditions for operating in Russia during his first official visit to the country. Today he rejected suggestions he was “parking” issues of human rights in favour of a trip to win business. Referring to the Litvinenko case, he said: “This is not being parked. The two governments don’t agree. We are not downplaying it in any way. We have our own position. But I don’t think that means we should freeze the entire relationship – we need to build a relationship in our mutual interest. “Both of us want to see progress. We are not parking the issue, just realising there is an arrangement that hasn’t changed.” But he was pushed to explain how he could call for British business to invest in a country with unstable conditions. On 31 August, BP’s Moscow offices were raided by bailiffs just one day after they lost out in a bid for a major Russian oil exploration contract. Earlier in the morning in a speech delivered to students at Moscow’s state university, Cameron had carefully acknowledged how hard British businesses found it to operate in Russia. Then he said: “I’ve talked to many British businesses. I have no doubt about their ambition to work in Russia… …but it’s also clear that the concerns that continue to make them hold back are real. “They need to know that they can go to a court confident that a contract will be enforced objectively… and that their assets and premises won’t be unlawfully taken away from them. In the long run the rule of law is what delivers stability and security.” But later when asked at the press conference why more British businessmen should do business in Russia when corruption appears to be unchecked, Medvedev said: “It is very difficult to deal with most states on our planet because corruption is a central element that exists everywhere. The open secret to you is that corruption exists in the UK as well. It doesn’t mean we are not prepared to deal with the UK too.” Cameron’s broad aim is to “rebuild” the relationship and put an end to the “tit-for-tat” behaviour of the two countries. He said: “I accept that Britain and Russia have had a difficult relationship for some time. And we should be candid about the areas where we still disagree. But I want to make the case for a new approach based on co-operation.” There were “sceptics” in both countries, he said, “who will doubt whether we can ever get beyond the competitive ideological instincts of our past”, but he said he would take on those groups. In his speech to Moscow state university he set out the British government’s position on Litvinenko, for the first time on Russian soil. He said: “Our approach is simple and principled. When a crime is committed that is a matter for the courts. It is their job to examine the evidence impartially and to determine innocence or guilt. The accused has a right to a fair trial. The victim and their family have a right to justice. It is the job of governments to help courts to do their work and that will continue to be our approach.” Describing his first visit, Cameron said at the beginning of his speech: “I first came to Russia as a student on my gap year between school and university in 1985. I took the Trans-Siberian Railway from Nakhodka to Moscow and went on to the Black Sea coast. There two Russians – speaking perfect English – turned up on a beach mostly used by foreigners. “They took me out to lunch and dinner and asked me about life in England and what I thought about politics. When I got back I told my tutor at University and he asked me whether it was an interview. If it was, it seems I didn’t get the job! My fortunes have improved a bit since then. So have those of Russia.” David Cameron Dmitry Medvedev Russia Europe Alexander Litvinenko Foreign policy Allegra Stratton guardian.co.uk
Continue reading …Type: Video Games Title: Phantom Brave: Heroes of the Hermuda Triangle See all customer reviews Product Description: Phantom Brave revolutionized the strategy RPG genre with its unique free‐roaming battle fields and innovative “CONFINE” unit summoning system. Now, Phantom Brave comes to PSP with enhancements, added features and content, and an expanded story. Colorful, witty, and addictively challenging, Phantom Brave delivers incredibly intricate, finely ‐balanced strategic gameplay that compliments a fantastical tale of courage and duty. Already one of the highest reviewed strategy RPGs of all‐time, this PSP release is certain to win over a whole new host of fans! Features: New story chapters, characters, items, better graphics, and a revamped UI in a game now more user friendly and packs more content for over 100 hours of gameplay The Confine system allows players to summon ghosts and monsters as battle units by confining souls into objects on the battlefield like rocks, plants, and items Explore a different dungeon every time you enter as the layout of the battle maps and the types of enemies, objects, and items you’ll come across can all change by chance Five heroes from alternate dimensions come to Phantom Isle where they will become helpful additions to your army of phantoms Imagination is the deciding factor in a battle system where you can do anything See the details
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