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This past Sunday, President Obama wrote an op-ed for Gabrielle Giffords’ hometown paper, the Arizona Daily Star. Looking back on the tragic shootings in Tucson, he made it clear that we need to fix our nation’s broken background check system and keep guns out of the hands of dangerous people: That’s why our focus right now should be on sound and effective steps that will actually keep those irresponsible, law-breaking few from getting their hands on a gun in the first place. • First, we should begin by enforcing laws that are already on the books. The National Instant Criminal Background Check System is the filter that’s supposed to stop the wrong people from getting their hands on a gun. Bipartisan legislation four years ago was supposed to strengthen this system, but it hasn’t been properly implemented. It relies on data supplied by states – but that data is often incomplete and inadequate. We must do better. • Second, we should in fact reward the states that provide the best data – and therefore do the most to protect our citizens. • Third, we should make the system faster and nimbler. We should provide an instant, accurate, comprehensive and consistent system for background checks to sellers who want to do the right thing, and make sure that criminals can’t escape it. Porous background checks are bad for police officers, for law-abiding citizens and for the sellers themselves. If we’re serious about keeping guns away from someone who’s made up his mind to kill, then we can’t allow a situation where a responsible seller denies him a weapon at one store, but he effortlessly buys the same gun someplace else. This has been a long time coming, and I’d like to see the language bit stronger, but I can’t say I am not pleased to see the President stepping up and addressing this important issue. Already, Senator Chuck Schumer has laid out a plan, based upon a proposal by 550 mayors across the country who are part of Mayors Against Illegal Guns (for whom I consult), to stop terrorists, criminals and the mentally unstable from accessing anything up to and including assault weapons and .50 caliber bullets–ones that can take down airplanes–without so much as a background check. The House is set to introduce a similar bill. It is gratifying–in the wake of Tucson and police shootings that seem to only get worse every day–to see the President stand up and state his principles in the face of a debate that in the past has been dominated by those who are anti-law enforcement, and more interested in selling weapons than protecting the American people. The President has chosen the path that has the best chance of having an immediate impact in cutting down on the scourge of gun violence while taking into account the long-term safety and Constitutionally provided “general welfare” of the American people. Follow me on Twitter: @cliffschecter

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I’m fairly sure that the theoretical “free market” Adam Smith describes in his book “Wealth of Nations” never actually existed, but I’m 100 percent, absolutely positive it doesn’t exist today. The worldwide economy — and the essentially country-less multinational corporate conglomerates — have become too big and complicated to have anything resembling the kind of fair competition with informed self-interested consumers that Smith was so excited about in his theories. In the country and world we live in today, companies have become so big and powerful that they can manipulate and badly distort markets, and they can wield such outsize influence over governments that it wreaks havoc with countries as a whole — and sometimes the worldwide economy, per the economic crisis of the last three years. So while markets still work pretty well for some things in some contexts (the best new technologies will win a lot of new converts quickly, the best restaurants in a given metro area will get a lot of customers, etc.), the free market for the economy and society as a whole doesn’t really work very well in this era. Take banking, for example. When six stunningly big banks control assets equal to 64 percent of our entire country’s GDP, it distorts the financial markets in all kinds of ways. There’s the Too Big to Fail problem, a bitter example of market distortion that will weaken our entire economy for as long as these big banks are so dominant: knowing that our government will not let them fail has given them all kinds of competitive advantages in the marketplace, and made their corporate cultures far more likely to make big risky bets in pursuit of short term profits. Banks with that kind of market share have a huge edge in knowledge of the marketplace, and make other businesses feel compelled to do business with them or risk being left out of the big moves that can come with all that insider knowledge. Banks that size can quite literally manipulate stock prices and commodity prices and real estate prices at will to reap big profits. Banks with that kind of market power can dominate whole sectors of finance — such as credit and debit cards — and force smaller businesses to pay whatever fees they demand. And banks that wealthy have the political, legal, and public relations juice to rewrite laws and regulations to their advantage. Banks, of course, are not the only industry where a few companies have too much market share for the public or economic good. A small number of huge health insurance and drug companies have driven up health care costs dramatically because of lack of competition. A small number of big oil and coal companies have had the power to manipulate prices and escape environmental regulations. Companies the size of Walmart have driven millions of small businesses out of business. A relatively small number of insider contractors get the vast majority of government contracts. And the list goes on. Whenever too few companies get too big and powerful (economically and politically), the free market gets distorted and way too many small businesses are stomped into the ground. Here’s the other thing: companies this big are pretty much all multinational in scope. They have almost no loyalty to the country they happened to be incorporated or based in. Their employees and executives, their factories and offices and outlets, their markets, their profits, and their shareholders are scattered all over the world. For these kinds of companies, if America’s middle class falls apart, there are always consumers elsewhere. If our schools are terrible, there are always employees they can bring in from other places. If our trade surplus is terrible, it doesn’t matter much to them. On the other hand, smaller community-based businesses are far more bound to the communities they are based in, because they know that if their communities — their schools, their labor force, their customers, their environment — start to fall apart, it hurts their business as well. The idealized free market that conservative politicians and ideologues love to worship is a myth in the modern economy. And in this kind of uncompetitive economic environment, governments have to make choices about whose side to be on. Every decision on taxes, every decision on which contractors to choose, every decision on trade, every decision on regulation and anti-trust: there is nothing idealized about it, it is quite simply a choice of who you want to benefit and who you want to penalize. And every one of these choices is a matter of values: does government side with the most powerful of the special interests or those with less power? Does the government help poor and middle class folks or the wealthy? Does government help hard-pressed small businesspeople creating jobs here, or big multinationals shipping jobs overseas? Does government side with workers trying to organize a union, or employers who want to crush unionization? On government contracting, does our government sign contracts with innovative up and coming small businesses who have never had a chance at a contract before, or just reward contracts to the same old insider companies who have always gotten the deals in the past because of their connections (even if they have been guilty of cost overruns, labor and environmental violations, and sloppy work in the past)? Let’s take a couple of specific examples from the world of banking. The first is one I have been working on and have written about a lot before, the swipe fee issue . Sen. Durbin succeeded in passing an amendment to the financial reform bill that for the first time would regulate debit card swipe fees, and the Federal Reserve — which generally has been extremely pro-banker in past regulatory issues — wrote a reasonably balanced regulation that would cost the big banks (who control 80 percent of the market on this) about $12 billion. The big banks and their allies in Congress are now screaming and whining and gnashing their teeth about the great injustice done to them. But this is a simple matter of values that the government has to decide: either the big banks get the $12 billion, or Main Street retailers, restaurant owners, cabbies, and their customers do. My values say that the big banks already have too much money and power, and that the economy — along with basic fairness — would be better served if the retailers and all those other small businesspeople got to keep the money. Government has a clear choice to make, and going with the Main Street economy over the banks seems pretty clear. Then there’s the housing mess. Faced with a little bit of pressure from the state AGs to write down underwater mortgages, the big bankers have gone into high-pitched bouts of chutzpah not seen since the proverbial son killed both of his parents and threw himself on the mercy of the court as an orphan. Bank of America executive Terry Laughlin said that “It’s not that we don’t want to help troubled borrowers. It’s a moral hazard issue.” Ah, yes, the moral hazard issue. Someone from a Too Big to Fail bank which got rescued by taxpayers after they helped blow up the economy worrying about the moral hazard of writing down a mortgage for someone who bought a $150,000 house now worth less than 100K is precious. Then there is Bank of America CEO Brian Moynihan fretting about the good-hearted, working class guys who have managed to keep up their bank payments in spite of having been screwed by Bank of America: “There’s a core problem that if you start to help certain people and don’t help other people, it’s going to be very hard to explain the difference. Our duty is to have a fair modification process.” I feel for these Wall Street folks when they have to wrestle with moral issues — clearly they aren’t used to it and get easily confused. But you know what? I am willing to give Brian a break, and go so far as to agree with him on something: their duty is to have a fair modification process. My suggestion is pretty simple: write down every underwater mortgage holder’s mortgage to current market prices. That solves your moral hazard issue, stabilizes the housing market, and gives middle and working class homeowners some economic security, boosting the economy as a whole. As I wrote on this issue a while back: Willie Sutton famously said that the reason he robbed banks was because that was where the money was, and if we are looking to get our economy moving again, we should be looking to get the money to do it where the money is. Right now, more than ever, the big banks are where the money is concentrated. The most important fact by far in Big Banks Bonus Bonanza is this one: right now, 11 million American homeowners owe $766 billion more on their mortgages than their homes are worth, but if the banks were to write down those mortgage principals to market value and refinance them into 30 year fixed rate loans, you would get $73 billion pumped directly back into the economy- every year for the next 30 years. Now unlike extending tax cuts for the rich or reducing the estate tax, which tends to be saved and invested in long term bonds, this money would go directly into stimulating the economy and creating jobs. Think about who those 11,000,000 underwater homeowners are: they are almost entirely middle and working class families who have spent the last couple of years sweating bullets to save their main life investment after its value plummeted by 20%, 30%, or more. They haven’t been spending money on new products, they haven’t been taking any vacation trips with their families, if they own a little mom and pop business they sure haven’t been taking any risks to expand it: they have just been desperately scrimping and saving and trying to hang on by the skin of their teeth. But if their mortgage is reduced to what their house is actually worth in today’s market, that means their overall financial situation is far more stabilized, and it means their monthly mortgage payment will go down as well. With a stabilized debt and lower monthly mortgage payments, with the psychological weight of probable foreclosure off their shoulders, these middle class homeowners (at least the ones with jobs, which is most of the folks who still have homes) are exactly the kind of people who will be likely to start spending a little money in this economy. Maybe they will finally buy the car they have been holding off on now for years. Maybe they will do a little home improvement now that they know they will be able to stay in their home. Maybe they will feel able to finally make the investment in their small business they have been wanting to make, and hire a few extra folks as a result. The economic multiplier effect of this $73 billion would be as good as any money injected into the economy right now. You want to know what the second most important fact in this report is? The 73 billion dollars it would cost to write down those mortgages would be only half what the top 6 banks alone are getting ready to write in bonuses and compensation for 2010. If forced to write down these mortgages, the banks will scream bloody murder, even claiming it would endanger them and the entire economy. But all they have to do is cut their bonus and compensation packages, the vast majority of which go to top executives and traders, by 50%. Given all the cash these banks are sitting on, all the profits made and bonuses distributed in recent years, I have no doubt they can afford the hit. The ironic thing is that if they wrote down these mortgages, they would be getting monthly mortgage checks from all these homeowners, plus avoid the costs of all those foreclosure proceedings, but they don’t want to write down the property because of their own phony accounting that claims the properties are worth far more than they actually are. So here’s the other little nugget the report alludes to: if you injected 73 billion dollars into the economy through these write downs, the multiplier effects I was referencing earlier- homeowners being able to free up cash to buy things and invest in small businesses and do home improvements- would mean 1.8 million new jobs. So this plan would cost Brian and Terry and other Bank of America execs a chunk of their bonus money this year, and perhaps would mean that Bank of America shareholders bailed out by us taxpayers wouldn’t get as big a dividend in coming years. But I can live with that if it clears up the moral hazard dilemma that Brian and Terry have weighing so much on their consciences. Again, this is a choice government has to make: side with middle-class homeowners, or side with the big Wall Street banks. The former is the correct moral choice, and better for the economy by far. The latter is easier politically because of the banks’ enormous power and money. Now Tim Geithner might tell you (as he has been telling progressive members of Congress and advocacy groups fighting for bank writedowns) that the government has no power to make the bankers do anything in this situation, but the government — both the feds and the state AGs — has enormous power to lean on bankers to do the right thing. It would take courage to do the right thing here, but these are the kinds of choices government officials have to make every day. With the big banks and the other major special interests with a vise grip on our government today, it just takes some courage.

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Arizona is having an immediate impact on the sanity of local politicians all over the country. The latest loony-bin candidate is Virgil Peck of Kansas. And you wonder why Tuscon wants to split off and become its own state? Kansas certainly has its share of the nuts. LJWorld: A legislator said Monday it might be a good idea to control illegal immigration the way the feral hog population has been controlled: with gunmen shooting from helicopters . Rep. Virgil Peck, R-Tyro, said he was just joking, but that his comment did reflect frustration with the problem of illegal immigration. Peck made his comment during a discussion by the House Appropriations Committee on state spending for controlling feral swine. After one of the committee members talked about a program that uses hunters in helicopters to shoot wild swine, Peck suggested that may be a way to control illegal immigration. Appropriations Chairman Marc Rhoades, R-Newton, said Peck’s comment was inappropriate. Rhoades said he thought Peck was joking, but added, “Hopefully he won’t do it again.” Asked about his comment, Peck was unapologetic. “I was just speaking like a southeast Kansas person,” he said. He said most of his constituents are upset with illegal immigration and the state and federal government response. He said he didn’t expect any further controversy over his comment. “I think it’s over,” he said. Feral pigs and guns in helicopters. This is truly a horrifying thing to think, let alone say. And that’s not a joke. Dome On The Range caught the audio and says: Yes, Virgil. Everyone in Southeast Kansas believes that we should respond to immigration by sniping down brown people from a helicopter. Should we bother checking their citizenship status first or should we just go off “their olive complexion,” as suggested by your colleague, Rep. Connie O’Brien? So much for toning down the rhetoric after the tragedy in Tucson. It’s worth noting that at the end of February, the Kansas Republican Party called union members protesting in the Capitol “thugs.” What seems more thuggish to you: Kansas workers exercising their right to free speech in a public building (in protest to a bill that suffocated their First Amendment rights), or an elected representative suggesting we should gun down immigrants like pigs? Check out Peck’s website. It conjures up visions of a cross between VDARE and Stormfront with a hint of the Hutaree Militia .

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Musician dies during police raid

1980s reggae star, who was awaiting trial for cocaine charges, dies from stab wounds, according to police The police watchdog is investigating the death of the British reggae star Smiley Culture, who has died during a Metropolitan police raid. The 48-year-old singer, whose real name was David Emmanuel, appears to have died on Tuesday from a stab wound sustained as officers visited his house to carry out an arrest warrant. The Press Association news agency reported, citing sources, that the wound may have been self-inflicted. A Scotland Yard spokesman said: “As part of an ongoing operation officers from the Metropolitan police service’s serious and organised crime command today attended a residential address in east Surrey to carry out an arrest warrant. “While they were at the address, an incident occurred during which a 48-year-old man died. Officers from Surrey police attended the incident and it has been formally referred to the Independent Police Complaints Commission.” The IPCC confirmed that it was looking into the death. A spokeswoman told the Guardian: “The IPCC are independently investigating the death of a man at 7am this morning. Metropolitan police officers went to a house in Warlingham to make an arrest. While they were there, it seems that the man suffered a stab wound and it seems he died at the scene.” Emmanuel, who shot to fame in the 1980s with songs such as Cockney Translation and Police Officer, spoke to the Guardian last year about the legacy of his one of his most famous singles. “Police Officer was a true story — the police used to take my weed. It was better than being arrested, and I made that into a hit … I was invited to meet the Queen, who said she listened to my records in the palace. “Although I paved the way for people like the Streets and Dizzee Rascal, I left the music business because I wasn’t rich.” Reggae Sam Jones guardian.co.uk

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NPR’s ‘Arts’ Coverage Includes Celebrating Castro-Loving Communist Folk Singers

Conservatives agree that public broadcasting no longer needs federal funding. But McCain Republicans are hunting for strange compromises. Former McCain 2000/2008 adviser Kevin Hassett wrote for Bloomberg that NPR and PBS news is wrong-headed, but not its arts and education initiatives (like Big Bird): “Public radio and television, then, are defensible to the extent that they serve the public good by enriching the arts. NPR and PBS, however, wandered far from this mission, providing news content that is mostly indistinguishable from that provided by left-leaning for-profit enterprises.” Let's not assume that taxpayer-supported arts and culture aren't often twisted to support the statist agenda. NPR's “arts” reporting on Monday night's All Things Considered celebrated folk singer Barbara Dane, “a versatile voice with a political purpose.”

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Running with the Kenyans

Adharanand Finn gets a break from the hard pace of Iten and meets some unlikely inner-city runners in Nairobi It’s a motley crew that assembles around the big, red 4×4 in the carpark of the Nest hotel in Ngong, just north of Nairobi. The majority of the 40 or so people are overweight. A few are drinking fizzy drinks. One lady, with a face like a snarling dog, is smoking a cigarette. Everyone is wearing running kit. “Today’s long route is 10km,” says the man in charge. “The short route is 8km. Enjoy.” Most of the people here look like they’d struggle to make it up the stairs to the bar. But with good natured smiles and jokes, we all file out of the carpark, on to the road, and start jogging. After two months training with elite Kenyan athletes up in the Rift Valley, I’ve come down into town, to Nairobi, where the running scene is more varied. Nearby, up in the Ngong Hills, there are still plenty of serious athletes to be found, but today I’m running with the infamous Hash House Harriers. With over 1,700 groups meeting in most major cities around the world, the HHH is an international phenomenon. More a social club than a typical running club – they like to describe themselves as “a drinking club with a running problem” – they nevertheless head out on regular long runs all across their respective cities. After all the hard running I’ve been doing in Iten, struggling along at the back of every group I join, this, I hope, should provide some light relief. Rather than run along a set route, the Hashers follow a trail marked out in advance with white chalk scattered on the ground. The pace is excruciatingly slow at the back of the group as runners heave themselves along the road, almost being knocked over by buses crammed full of commuters. At the head of the group, a few lean runners are getting away. I chase after them, but as soon as I catch them, they step behind a wall and stop. They’re all grinning. “What’s going on?” One of them, an elderly man with one of his front teeth missing, points at two white chalk lines on the ground. “That means it’s a false trail,” he says. But he doesn’t want the others to realise, at least not until they too have come all the way down the dusty side road as we have. This is not going to be a normal run, I realise. Once we get back on track, returning en masse to the main road and taking a different chalk-marked side road, the same few runners hurtle off at the front again, and I stick with them. We soon find ourselves running through the back yards of some collapsing wooden houses, ducking under washing lines, leaping over small children playing in the mud. But we seem to have lost the trail. As we stand around deliberating, a man in a doorway points down a narrow gap between two of the houses. Without thanking him, we rush down it, and sure enough, there are more chalk marks. “On, on,” the others shout at the top of their voices, as the slower runners begin to catch up. Children stand and watch us pass, too bemused even to make a comment. And so it goes on. Every time we get stuck at a turning, it gives the other runners a chance to catch up. When we find the right way, we yell “on, on” and the charge resumes. Despite having initial reservations, I’m finding it all quite exhilarating. We’re running like loonies through tumble-down back streets, looking for white chalk marks. I even find myself yelling out when I find one. “On, on,” I yell. Two women sit in a doorway watching me run by. Behind comes a long line of plodding Kenyans in tracksuits and fluorescent bibs. At about halfway we find a car parked with the boot open. Inside are cups of water, slices of melon and chunks of sugarcane to suck on. Sitting in the front of the car is the woman who was smoking at the start. I’m one of the first to arrive, but soon everyone has caught up. As we stand around eating and getting our breath back, someone says: “Let’s have a song.” Spontaneously, they all break into a hearty version of Singing in the Rain, except with compulsory actions like wiggling bums and sticking out tongues. The people living down this particular backstreet, with its dusty hair salons and mango stalls, stand around in groups, agog. Although there are a few other wazungu (white people) in the group, the Hash is mainly made up of Kenyans. They all drive big cars and are more than happy to hand over KSH150 (£1.10) just to run – more than many people here in Kenya earn in a day. Afterwards, they drink the night away, with beers at specially reduced prices and rooms booked at the hotel for those too drunk to get home. In a country full of super athletes driven by poverty, it is among the well-educated, overfed rich that I have finally managed to find some Kenyan runners slower than me. I enjoy the brief glory of being the first Hasher to finish the course. Next week I’ll be back in Iten, in my customary role, as the slowest runner in town. Running Fitness Adharanand Finn guardian.co.uk

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Running with the Kenyans

Adharanand Finn gets a break from the hard pace of Iten and meets some unlikely inner-city runners in Nairobi It’s a motley crew that assembles around the big, red 4×4 in the carpark of the Nest hotel in Ngong, just north of Nairobi. The majority of the 40 or so people are overweight. A few are drinking fizzy drinks. One lady, with a face like a snarling dog, is smoking a cigarette. Everyone is wearing running kit. “Today’s long route is 10km,” says the man in charge. “The short route is 8km. Enjoy.” Most of the people here look like they’d struggle to make it up the stairs to the bar. But with good natured smiles and jokes, we all file out of the carpark, on to the road, and start jogging. After two months training with elite Kenyan athletes up in the Rift Valley, I’ve come down into town, to Nairobi, where the running scene is more varied. Nearby, up in the Ngong Hills, there are still plenty of serious athletes to be found, but today I’m running with the infamous Hash House Harriers. With over 1,700 groups meeting in most major cities around the world, the HHH is an international phenomenon. More a social club than a typical running club – they like to describe themselves as “a drinking club with a running problem” – they nevertheless head out on regular long runs all across their respective cities. After all the hard running I’ve been doing in Iten, struggling along at the back of every group I join, this, I hope, should provide some light relief. Rather than run along a set route, the Hashers follow a trail marked out in advance with white chalk scattered on the ground. The pace is excruciatingly slow at the back of the group as runners heave themselves along the road, almost being knocked over by buses crammed full of commuters. At the head of the group, a few lean runners are getting away. I chase after them, but as soon as I catch them, they step behind a wall and stop. They’re all grinning. “What’s going on?” One of them, an elderly man with one of his front teeth missing, points at two white chalk lines on the ground. “That means it’s a false trail,” he says. But he doesn’t want the others to realise, at least not until they too have come all the way down the dusty side road as we have. This is not going to be a normal run, I realise. Once we get back on track, returning en masse to the main road and taking a different chalk-marked side road, the same few runners hurtle off at the front again, and I stick with them. We soon find ourselves running through the back yards of some collapsing wooden houses, ducking under washing lines, leaping over small children playing in the mud. But we seem to have lost the trail. As we stand around deliberating, a man in a doorway points down a narrow gap between two of the houses. Without thanking him, we rush down it, and sure enough, there are more chalk marks. “On, on,” the others shout at the top of their voices, as the slower runners begin to catch up. Children stand and watch us pass, too bemused even to make a comment. And so it goes on. Every time we get stuck at a turning, it gives the other runners a chance to catch up. When we find the right way, we yell “on, on” and the charge resumes. Despite having initial reservations, I’m finding it all quite exhilarating. We’re running like loonies through tumble-down back streets, looking for white chalk marks. I even find myself yelling out when I find one. “On, on,” I yell. Two women sit in a doorway watching me run by. Behind comes a long line of plodding Kenyans in tracksuits and fluorescent bibs. At about halfway we find a car parked with the boot open. Inside are cups of water, slices of melon and chunks of sugarcane to suck on. Sitting in the front of the car is the woman who was smoking at the start. I’m one of the first to arrive, but soon everyone has caught up. As we stand around eating and getting our breath back, someone says: “Let’s have a song.” Spontaneously, they all break into a hearty version of Singing in the Rain, except with compulsory actions like wiggling bums and sticking out tongues. The people living down this particular backstreet, with its dusty hair salons and mango stalls, stand around in groups, agog. Although there are a few other wazungu (white people) in the group, the Hash is mainly made up of Kenyans. They all drive big cars and are more than happy to hand over KSH150 (£1.10) just to run – more than many people here in Kenya earn in a day. Afterwards, they drink the night away, with beers at specially reduced prices and rooms booked at the hotel for those too drunk to get home. In a country full of super athletes driven by poverty, it is among the well-educated, overfed rich that I have finally managed to find some Kenyan runners slower than me. I enjoy the brief glory of being the first Hasher to finish the course. Next week I’ll be back in Iten, in my customary role, as the slowest runner in town. Running Fitness Adharanand Finn guardian.co.uk

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