India v England – live! | Rob Smyth and Andy Bull

• Email rob.smyth@guardian.co.uk with your thoughts • Press the button below for automatic updates •  Read Rob’s first Retro MBM (if you like that other game) 24th over: India 107-3 (Tiwary 15, Raina 11) Finn is back on the field but comes out of the attack, with Meaker replacing him. As Sanjay Manjrekar says, they need to keep Finn’s two overs so that he can attack MS Dhoni when he comes to the crease. Meaker strays onto the pads of Tiwary, who touches him fine for four. Two balls later he reaches outside off to skim a push past point for another boundary. Since that dropped catch, India have scored 26 from 17 balls. Before it they had scored 1 from 25. “I fondly remember this game from the BBC during the 2001 Ashes – I think I only completed the hardest scenario once!” says Neil Withers. “But try as I might I can’t find the safari-themed cartoon cricket game (starring a lion called Steve Roar and maybe a hyena called Shyand Afraidi among the more memorable ‘comedy’ names) that I was addicted to during the 2003 World Cup. If anyone OBOers with superior Google skillz can help me out, I’d be much obliged.” 23rd over: India 98-3 (Tiwary 7, Raina 11) Raina muscles Bopara off the pads and over midwicket for four. He is such a dangerous player. You really don’t want to be dropping him on 1. “Just read the retro MBM you linked to ,” says Chris Drew. “Remember the night well, having lugged a portable TV into the nightschool where I was working. Only one thing missing – comments from Gary Naylor! Surely we can’t have an OBO/MBM without a Naylorsian interjection?” We did think about adding Naylor emails. You could email on the ZX81, right? 22nd over: India 91-3 (Tiwary 5, Raina 6) That should have been another wicket for Finn, but Swann dropped a sitter at second slip. Raina edged a good one from around the wicket, and the crouching Swann put down the sort of chance he would take approximately 37 times out of 38. Raina is not the kind of man you want to drop, and he responds by slapping the next ball in the air and past the diving point for four. This is a fascinating contest between two feisty blokes who probably aren’t friends on Facebook. When Raina gets off strike later in the over, Tiwary skims a drive past backward point for four more. That drop has changed the mood of the innings. Finn punches the air and boots the ground at the end of the over before leaving the field for a break. He has the face on all right. 21th over: India 81-3 (Tiwary 0, Raina 1) With India gasping for air, Cook brings on Ravi Bopara in place of Tim Bresnan. You can understand why – he needs Bresnan’s last four overs for the death – but equally, you suspect Australia would have gone for one more wicket. Still, it’s a good first over from Bopara, a maiden to Tiwary. In the last four overs India have scored one run for the loss of three wickets. They’re an England tribute band. “I’ve come to this rather late this morning due to my work getting in the way of my OBO-ing, and realise the conversation has likely moved on, but Kick Off 2 World Cup! ?” says Glenn Cawston. “Genius. Why didn’t I already know about this? There are certain criteria that need to met, however, namely: 1 This must be the Amiga version, not the abhorrent ST attempt B It must also include the Amiga 1MB upgrade, to allow the utterly pointless (and massively buggy) ref and linesmen If either of these conditions aren’t met, I’m taking my Quickshot II turbo and going home…” 20th over: India 81-3 (Tiwary 0, Raina 1) England have used this bowling Powerplay as they usually use their batting Powerplay: to produce a clatter of wickets for not many runs. Finn starts the last over of the Powerplay to his old chum Raina, who fiddles dangerously at a wide one and misses. Another maiden from the excellent Finn, who has figures of 2-2-0-2 in this spell. “Are India trying to make a match of this?” says Anand. 19th over: India 81-3 (Tiwary 0, Raina 1) “Morning Rob, morning everybody,” says Guy Hornsby. “All this nostalgia for one-day players of the golden age segues nicely into my film choice last night. I saw Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, which was a wonderful evocation of cold-war era espionage with its washed-out colours and slow-burning plot. Like watching a Test match from the same decade: all 1.9 run-rates, thick-set men with moustaches, mutual dislike twinned with grudging respect. I actually expected Fred Trueman to wander through the shot in the flashbacks. This series, even devoid of excitement, seems a little brash in comparison.” WICKET! India 80-3 (Rahane c Kieswetter b Bresnan 42) A wonderful catch from Craig Kieswetter! Rahane threw a big drive at Bresnan, with the ball flying off the edge to the right of Kieswetter. He dived full length to take a superb one-handed catch. India have lost three wickets for no runs in 10 balls. 18th over: India 80-2 (Rahane 42, Tiwary 0) A double-wicket maiden for Finn. ” Speaking of The Judge …” says Piers Barclay, inexplicably missing an opportunity to link to Judge John Deed. “Around 3.53 is just lovely.” WICKET! India 80-2 (Kohli b Finn 0) This is majestic bowling from Steven Finn. He pinned Kohli down right from the start with a series of accurate deliveries, and then the last ball of the over jagged back sharply to hit the top of off stump as Kohli offered no stroke. This may have been a dog of a series for England, but the development of Finn is seriously exciting. WICKET! India 80-1 (Gambhir b Finn 38) Finn replaces Swann and strikes with his first ball when Gambhir drags an attempted glide back onto the stumps. It was a good delivery from Finn that came back off the seam and cramped him for room. 17th over: India 80-0 (Rahane 42, Gambhir 38) England’s Powerplay expert Tim Bresnan comes back in place of Meaker (3-0-14-0), and his last ball is a good one that beats Rahane’s attempted glide to third man. 16th over: India 77-0 (Rahane 41, Gambhir 36) England take their Powerplay, and Graeme Swann is coming on to bowl. That’s unusual; he usually likes the comfort zone of non-Powerplay overs. His fourth ball is poor, short and wide, and Rahane lifts it easily over the covers for four. “During the heyday of England whitewashes in the 80′s I worked alongside a gang of West Indian cleaners and labourers,” says Ian Burch. “Their joy & laughter at England’s pitiful attempts to make a game of any Test match was only matched by misery. Many fond memories of us listening to TMS while they smashed dominoes thru the mess room tables. Happy whitewash days indeed.” Only an England cricket fan could use the phrase “heyday of whitewashes”. Brilliant. 15th over: India 71-0 (Rahane 36, Gambhir 35) Rahane charges down the track to swipe a Patel full toss back over his head for four. “I completely forgot that this game was on, mostly because the ECB app on my phone claims there aren’t any matches this week,” says Kat Petersen. “That’s active sticking-head-in-sand effort.” It’s been one of the more depressing series, and not just because England are being stuffed. Hopefully it will become memorable, as the first series to make the administrators realise what their indefensible greed is doing to the game. 14th over: India 65-0 (Rahane 29, Gambhir 34) Rahane clips Meaker through midwicket for two. England aren’t bowling badly, but there’s a crushing inevitability to all this. You know at least one and possible all three of Kohli, Raina and Dhoni are going to come off, and you know that England are probably going to be chasing something near 300. “By far the best cricket game ever devised was on the original Nintendo games system,” says Paul Claxton. “Bowling consisted of using your directional buttons for swing and length. Batting was similar but you had the option of either button ‘A’ and button ‘B’; ‘A’ for shots along the ground and ‘B’ for shots in the air. Very quickly my brother and I realised that basically ‘right’ and ‘B’ was the only shot worth playing. Unfortunately for me whilst the majority his shots sailed over the head of either my fine leg or deep square I managed to dolly everything to short leg. He’d get 2-90 off 5 overs and I’d be bowled out for 10. Simple yet brilliant game. Only bettered by Nintendo’s Australian Rules Football game.” 13th over: India 60-0 (Rahane 27, Gambhir 33) A defensive push from Patel lands just short of the bowler Patel. Three from the over. “Why do you think this team has been so tetchy in the series?” says William Hardy. “Is it because they’re losing? Are there particular Indian players that wind them up? Absence of Strauss?” A bit of all three I suppose. I haven’t seen much of the series, but Raina and Kohli seem to wind them up. Mainly by hitting sixes at will. The extent to which England have been outplayed must have come as a bit of a shock to them, too. 12th over: India 57-0 (Rahane 27, Gambhir 30) What a horrible piece of wicketkeeping from Craig Kieswetter. Gambhir edged a cut at Meaker to the left of Kieswetter, who actually dived past the ball and missed it by a fair way. It went between his hands and head for four. That looked awful. “Brian Lara Cricket 99 was the pinnacle of cricketing games, despite being entirely dependent on the commentators to judge your runs for you, due to the ball not showing up on the grass,” says Andrew Jobson. “But every now and then they’d trick you; Aggers’ voice saying ‘there’s runs here… there’s a mix up with the batsmen… suicidal run out’ still haunts my dreams.” 11th over: India 50-0 (Rahane 25, Gambhir 25) Samit Patel comes on for the first non-Powerplay over, and Gambhir opens the face to guide him expertly for four. He plays mediocre spin bowling in his sleep. Nine from the over. “The daddy of cricket video games is this one, but I can only find this picture rather than YouTube footage,” says Alan White. “The Judge’s leg spin was as good as his batting. Quite right too.” The Judge tormenting everyone with leg spin? Now that’s funny. 10th over: India 41-0 (Rahane 23, Gambhir 18) “Ach!” screams Finn as he sends down a half-volley to Rahane, who tucks it splendidly through midwicket for four. Finn slips back into his mezzanine length after that, and Rahane is beaten by a good one outside off stump. Then he survives a biggish shout for LBW. It appeared to be going down leg, and looked a bit high as well. At least England haven’t conceded any extras yet. Give everyone a lollipop. “I’m a little unsure of what to do with myself,” says Michael Hunt, who can never quite remember those pesky White Stripes song titles. “The way this game goes is that you put up a grainy YouTube clip, I think ‘Ha! As if they used to play cricket in the 20th century, look he’s got mixed up and used the name of a commentator as if he was a cricketer!’ and then we crack on with the cricket. This nostalgia for a time I remember, it just doesn’t sit right. Can you dig a little deeper please? Pre-SA tour of England 2003 will do me. Ta.” Howzis ? 9th over: India 37-0 (Rahane 19, Gambhir 18) Stuart Meaker replaces Tim Bresnan (4-0-19-0). He finds a full length straight away, and there are two singles from another low-key over. 8th over: India 35-0 (Rahane 18, Gambhir 17) Another good over Finn costs three. India aren’t really in a hurry; they seem content with the score, safe in the knowledge that MS Dhoni will be in later to score 90 not out from about 15 balls. 7th over: India 32-0 (Rahane 17, Gambhir 15) Three from Bresnan’s over. India are progressing serenely enough, and England’s collective temper is again starting to fray a touch. Bresnan has just had a go at Rahane, and apparently Kieswetter had words with his teammate Patel. 6th over: India 29-0 (Rahane 16, Gambhir 13) Another gorgeous stroke from Rahane, who pushes Finn through extra cover for four with superb timing. It wasn’t a bad ball at all; in fact Finn is bowling pretty well. “Park has always reminded me of a Kick Off 2 player,” says Daniel Harris. “Unable to change direction, so running the ball straight into touch unless it’s in between his feet.” 5th over: India 23-0 (Rahane 10, Gambhir 13) Gambhir cuts Bresnan towards third man, where a shoddy misfield from Meaker turns one into four. The camera cuts to Andy Flower, who was a helluva face on. You would not want to cross Andy Flower. “What about another cricket simulation game – Brian Lara 2008 from EA…” says Romee. “I used to score 500 in 20 overs for the loss of one or two wickets. A very Happy Diwali to all the Guardian readers….” Oh I just meant older games. I gave up on hope technology at the turn of the century. 4th over: India 17-0 (Rahane 10, Gambhir 7) Finn’s pace is around 145kph, or 90mph. Gambhir, a supreme and slightly underrated one-day player, steals a single into the off side. That’s the only run from a good over. “That Cricinfo Stats From The Past is brilliant,” says Neil Withers. “One of the best analyses of different eras I’ve seen. Majestic. And it’s interesting, if predictable and depressing, that the only England batsman to feature is Allan Lamb. Thinking about it though, I am marginally surprised that KP doesn’t feature in the current players section…” Really? KP’s record has faded over the years. Lamb, Fairbrother, Trescothick, Knight, Gower and Morgan have probably been our best ODI batsmen. Five left-handers. I don’t know what the moral of that story is. Bring back Paul Nixon? 3rd over: India 16-0 (Rahane 10, Gambhir 6) Rahane times Bresnan down the ground for four, a delightful stroke. This boy has got something. A first-class average of 69.11, for a start . “When I have had a bad day at work, I like to treat myself to a nugget of that 2005 series on YouTube,” says William Hardy. “In particular Harmison’s slower ball to Clarke, which still gives me shivers. Still one of my top five sporting moments….” 2nd over: India 12-0 (Rahane 6, Gambhir 6) It’ll be Steven Finn to share the new ball. He’s been bowling at 94mph in this series. It’s the most eye-catching transformation since Plain Jane Superbrain took off her glasses , a plot twist that in no way obliterated whatever lingering hope hundreds of glasses-wearing teenagers had of ultimately finding true love. Mind you, these days she’d probably put on glasses to effect the transformation. Why is it that glasses became chic but other 1980s fashion crimes – braces, dungarees, string vests – didn’t? Seems a bit unfair. Anyway, Gambhir steers Finn’s second ball along the ground and between the two slips for four, prompting a teapot or two. Two balls later Finn beats Rahane with a storming delivery that lifts and seams past the outside edge. “On the Graham Gooch game, Athey was the bowler,” says Bob O’Hara. “He & Gooch bowled a couple of wicked off-cutters on middle & leg though.” 1st over: India 6-0 (Rahane 5, Gambhir 1) Tim Bresnan opens the bowling in front of another sparse but lively crowd. Rahane survives a muted LBW appeal from the cordon (but not the bowler Bresnan) and then eases a lovely boundary through the covers. It was going down leg. “In my excitement at seeing Ian Ronald in the team, I have placed £2 on him being top run scorer today,” says Piers Barclay. “I shall share the winnings with the other OBO readers at a to-be-confirmed pub later today. Clear your diaries!” If you make it Tooting Wetherspoons you could probably get a round in. It’s just not cricket Does anyone want to take part in the Kick Off 2 World Cup? The organisers are looking for a few more players. It’s in Birmingham on November 12-13, and you can find out more here . Kick Off 2 is, of course, the greatest football simulation of them all. Don’t believe me? Have a look at this . The cricket simulations were never quite as good, although I have inexplicably fond memories of Graham Gooch Cricket. Look at Bill Athey playing his strokes here . Not sure who the bowler called Marsh is, though. Geoff? Rodney? Jodie? Hackney? Feel Good Inc department I watched this DVD last night, for the first time in a few years. I recommend you do the same, quicksmart. I slept with a big dumb grin plastered all over my big dumb face. How did we cope with it all? Social-networking fiascos like Twitter would explode if it happened now. England have won the toss and will bowl first . If it’s broke, fix it. MS Dhoni says he would also have bowled. England are without Kevin Pietersen, who has a broken thumb. Ian Ronald Bell comes into the team, and Graeme Swann is back for Scott Borthwick. India also make one change, with Manoj Tiwary replacing Parthiv Patel. That means Gautam Gambhir will open. India Rahane, Gambhir, Tiwary, Kohli, Raina, Superman (c/wk), Jadeja, Ashwin, V Kumar, P Kumar, Aaron. England Cook (c), Kieswetter (wk), Trott, Bell, Bopara, Bairstow, Patel, Bresnan, Swann, Meaker, Finn. Preamble There’s some corner of a foreign field that is forever English cricket. For some, that corner is on the subcontinent, where England’s capacity to lose by whopping margins is both enduring and perversely endearing. It’s easy for a certain generation of English cricket fans to treat Kipling’s two impostors the same; if anything, they have swapped them over. Triumph is treated with suspicion, as if there’s a catch, or England winning repeatedly is somehow against the spirit of cricket. Disaster is welcomed warmly into our freshly waxed bosom like an old friend or a memory box. That’s an exaggeration, of course, but there is something dangerously weird strange about the psyche of many English cricket fans – a sort of gentle, grinning masochism. They were pioneers of self-loathing comedy, long before Curb Your Enthusiasm, Peep Show and the rest. And it’s authentic, too; none of that phony self-loathing that is so ubiquitous these days. English cricket has always been such a beautifully strange world. Not even Pakistan could pull off what England have managed this week. They are officially the best team in the world in two formats, and they are about to suffer a 5-0 whitewash in the third. To avoid that whitewash, which would be a second consecutive 5-0 defeat in India, England must win at Eden Gardens today. To do that, they must first find a way to erase the asterisk against the name of the remarkable MS Dhoni – not the one that tells you he’s captain, but the one that tells you he’s not out, yet again. In his last five innings Dhoni has made 265 runs from 216 balls without being dismissed. He has a case for being the greatest finisher in one-day history, better even than Michael Bevan. Indeed, this fascinating and statgasmic Cricinfo study suggests he is the second greatest best one-day batsman of the lot, behind only Viv Richards. Like Viv, he is a rare and awesome combination of poker-faced serenity and soul-crushing brutality. England in India 2011 England cricket team India cricket team Cricket Over by over reports Rob Smyth Andy Bull guardian.co.uk

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