The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Get More: Daily Show Full Episodes , Political Humor & Satire Blog , The Daily Show on Facebook Jon Stewart on Texas Governor Rick Perry’s sitting style: “Try not to move around in your chair like you need your anal glands squeezed.” Former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney’s economic plan was released Tuesday. “You can go on Amazon Kindle – and – I don’t know if its free or not – but I hope so and its in color,” said the candidate. Stewart: “First off – you don’t know how much your economic plan costs people to get. And secondly: Oh good it’s in color – because otherwise your 150-page economic plan might be boring.”
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