Caption Contest: Steve Ballmer goes on kill-crazy rampage at Microsoft Store

In the photo above you see Microsoft’s Steve Ballmer performing a ribbon cutting at the company’s new store in Bellevue, Washington. Shortly after finishing with the ribbon, Ballmer proceeded to rampage the store and patrons, leaving 17 dead, 6 wounded, and a stunned Miley Cyrus wondering if she had made the wisest career decisions. Ballmer was finally subdued by Dave Matthews, who knocked the CEO unconscious with an 8-foot bong. Josh: “I’m a PC, and I’m going to mess up your insides so bad, you’ll pray for death.” Ben Bowers: “Anyone else want to claim Windows 7 was their idea?” Chris: “To the cloud! With Windows 7 and Windows Live, Microsoft can mix and match its CEO’s best faces until it’s able to piece together a photo it’s proud to share.” Ross: “Using the power of Control-X while mobile is just one of the many superpowers Ballmer has and Windows Phone 7 users don’t.” Darren: “Moments before this tremendous occasion, Ballmer begrudgingly confirmed a prompt questioning his true intentions to dismantle a red ribbon.” Nilay: “Touch my junk and I’ll have you arrested.” Don: “There can only be one!” Vlad: “I love this company! I love it so much I’m gonna cut it up into little pieces and eat it!” Joe: “Clearly event organizers hadn’t planned for every possible emergency.” Thomas: “Baby Ballmer cuts his own cord thankyouverymuch.” Myriam: “Developers! It’s time to get cut and paste into Windows Phone 7…” [ Image Credit ] Continue reading Caption Contest: Steve Ballmer goes on kill-crazy rampage at Microsoft Store Caption Contest: Steve Ballmer goes on kill-crazy rampage at Microsoft Store originally appeared on Engadget on Fri, 19 Nov 2010 13:26:00 EDT. Please see our terms for use of feeds . Permalink

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