Forein 2 The Ear: Someone Swiped Evan Longoria's AK-47 During … Someone Swiped Evan Longoria’s AK-47 During Spring Training. Posted by Taylor Gents | 3/29/2011 | Category: #LOL, #WTF, baseball, news, sports |. When we heard that a house being rented by Tampa Bay Rays players Evan Longoria, … Wake N' Blog: Trailer Trash Police Blotter – Woman Chokes 71-Year … Evan Longoria’s AK-47 got stolen, which brings up an interesting question: why does Evan Longoria own an AK-47? [Off the Bench]. • Colombian soccer fans brought a corpse in a casket to a match. Alrighty then. [Larry Brown Sports] … Rays' Longoria: Stolen AK-47 was 'personal item' – Tbo.com Rays’ players lose valuables in burglary San Francisco Chronicle Rays’ Evan Longoria, David Price, Reid Brignac victims of burglary USA Today Evan Longoria’s AK-47 rifle stolen in residential burglary Gack Sports Wink News all 337 news … bkabak says: There’s an Evan Longoria/AK-47 joke in here somewhere: http://bit.ly/hDfFBz