What will the Kates be wearing

Speculation is rife about the design of the royal wedding dress, and for Kate Moss’s ‘big day’ too, but it’s all idle rumour There has been a lot of coverage of which designers Kate Moss and Kate Middleton have chosen to design their wedding dresses. But is any of this speculation reliable? Sonia, by email Truly, ’tis the summer of “the Wedding Dress of Kate M”. Let’s start with the Middleton, a young woman who is currently discovering that vitriol truly does abhor a vacuum. Thus, even if you dress as much like a middle-aged woman as a twentysomething can, and you lose so much weight that no one can take unflattering photos of your thighs, the Daily Wail will then spew cackling vitriol about how you are now, in fact, too thin (the line between being too thin and too fat for a woman in Daily Mail-land is so fine as to be nonexistent and may, in fact, be the Atlantis of body shapes.) At some unspecified point, in some secret location, a cabal of fashion editors decided that they would, as one, proclaim that Sarah Burton, the designer for Alexander McQueen, would create Middleton’s wedding dress, even though Kate has never been – shall we say – adventurous in her choice of fashion and Burton’s last

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